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pipmemommy
Jan 22 15 Comments

You know. It has only been 4 months for me and I just have to know. I... can't be the only one who gets incredibly turned on by leetcode, right? I'm sure everyone here loves an elegant O(N) time O(1) space solution... but an elegant solution straight up turns me on. Doing leetcode problems in general turns me on so much, so I will say taking DS & Algorithms this semester is REALLY fun for me. I swear I'm not joking. I've been incredibly attracted to solving LC-style problems since freshman year, but only when I solved my first medium did I first recognize my attraction as sexual, when I realized I'd get super wet over certain concepts in the DS&A class im taking, over dynamic programming and the like. I really tried to push it away but I eventually just accepted it, and ignored it during days where I didn't have time to grind some problems. I really want to get leetcode premium, but since I am a broke college student, that isn't really an option for me. I'm sorry but leetcode is literally the sexiest thing in existence. I'm damn near completely aroace when it comes to humans, but I will go absolutely batshit wild over a leetcode hard, especially top solutions in discussion, or things related to graph traversal. I can get off purely by solving mediums (hence why I am always ahead in my DS&A homework) and I have literally gotten off to optimal solutions on YouTube. I have fantasies about finding an empty lecture hall at night, and someone forcing me to solve mediums on the chalkboard while they punish me.. I don't need porn when I have this many leetcode problems tbh... in fact I don't remember the last time I looked at porn of any organic being (no human, no furry, no monster, no alien etc.) because I fundamentally get turned on WAY more by leetcode than anything else... C code comes close though lol. It feels like I am looking at god himself, the structure of the univrse and what lies beyond it, and it turns me on so much to know that these are just fundamentally undeniable truths about existence, even theoretical existence. If I could fuck the very essence of leetcoding, I would never fuck anything else ever again. Considering the fact I have already met one other person by chance who actively gets off to leetcode, statistically it can't be too uncommon for people to be incredibly aroused by it, right? I'm willing to bet there's at least a handful of y'all from this app who are secretly more turned on by leetcode than humans... I know I am not the only one, but damn the proportion of LC fetishists can't be this slim.

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