EDIT: this went a lot more viral than I ever expected. This was a direct copy and paste from someone who posted this about Google - except theirs wasn’t a troll. The OG post been linked at the bottom of this post the entire time. @businessinsider, your investigative “journalism” sucks Working at Meta is more than just a job, it's a lifestyle. I eat all my meals free at the office (delicious Indian food and free snacks too) and my doctor/gym/massage is all in the office. Top-tier perks like amazing health insurance, vision insurance (my optometrist was even shocked at how good my insurance was, he said it was the best he's ever seen), 401k match, etc. The office is like a city within a city. It's decorated masterfully and diverse in gender, race, and age. Stepping into the office is like teleporting to another universe. And there are offices in every corner of the world. Meta products are the most interesting and influential in the world. Half the world uses at least one Meta product. If you get bored you can switch to another product. There's endless projects to pick up on. And with all that, the work life balance is the best. There’s so many clubs and events in the office to entertain yourself. The tooling and documentation is not perfect, but it is better than the rest of industry by a mile. 1 hour of work here is so efficient it is like 5 hours of work elsewhere. Lastly, the prestige is undeniable. Everyone I tell that I work at Instagram is impressed and treats me better. I'm proud to say I work at Instagram. I'm part of an elite, highly-selective club. I've worked at Amazon before (🤮) and the lack of perks and prestige basically feels like prison compared to what I have now. I will be working here forever. Why hurry to retire? I'm already at the finish line. https://us.teamblind.com/s/LsiH21TF
WTF did I just read? 😣
Chat GPT
Insecure person seeking validation based on materialistic pleasures
Post google link too
TC or GTFO
Hmmm! I’m curious. Can you give more details on how Amazon wasnt good compared to Meta?
Bananas and cutthroat culture
Solid trolling
Probably, but these people do actually exist. They never talk about anything but work, because it's all they have, are insufferable and boring af. I'm sure there's plenty of them reading this right now. Hail capitalism.
Tesla offices have the best perks amirite? 🥴
Wtf is this cringe ? Sounds like chatgpt tbh.
What's the point of all the perks when you don't have any TC. TC or GTFO!
Is the 401k 100% match?
Up to 50% of max individual contribution limit. So this year it was 100% match up to 10,500 or something like that. Vested immediately
How does 401k vest immediately if you can't withdraw till 65 or so years without penalty? Looks like it is same as MSFT with 50% match..
😂😂
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