Been working with my PM for a couple years and we got drinks after work 2 weeks ago. One thing lead to the next and I found out she was a total freak in the sheets. We banged over the weekend; she threw it back like a champ. Def top 10% for best sex of my life. I was excited to keep it up. A few days ago i noticed some weird bumps. Found out today she gave me moluscum (hpv). I'm calling in sick tomorrow because it is so awkward. I'm really angry with her, but that cat is also way too good to quit. Am I stupid if I continue on? Is there a diplomatic way to bring up my frustration with her with out risking retaliatory actions from her in my workplace (like getting stuck with all the SQL tickets). Haaalp Blind!
Like if you thought the PM gave OP a Subaru
Weird. Thought that hpv doesn't manifest in guys. Men are just carriers. Also, since you be fuckin, I would think you're past the diplomacy. Maybe just tell her next time you're laying the pipe
I have seen lots of posts here bashing PMs. This ones the best :)
Smashing PMs*
I think HPV clears in 2years
That's not how viruses work.
Unless you run Norton Anti-Virus. Worth every penny.
“HPV is the most common STD, but most of the time it isn’t a big deal. It usually goes away on its own, and most people don’t even know that they ever had HPV. Remember that most people who have sex get HPV at some point in their lives.“ - Planned Parenthood In other words, grow up and keep fucking her if it’s hot. If you’re worried, wrap that shit up next time like a smart ho would. And definitely with new partners who haven’t had the vaccine.
Is this a troll post? 80% of people have hpv
May be in your household
LOL
Literally everyone gets HPV. Don’t worry about it, but be careful in the future.
You have genital herpes. Welcome to the club.
lol sorry man