New guy spends 120 mins daily in bathroom
New guy I hired does that. Wtf is wrong with him, how to manage him out of his daily 2 hours slacking off work
Sounds like he's fapping
For 2 hours? OP can check his dominant hand if it has better developed forearm and bicep than the other. That should confirm this theory.
Real problem. I was addicted and my bench press got super lopsided. Had to learn to switch hit; have since cut it out thankfully.
A lot of things are invented when sitting on toilet. Shit is solved when shit comes out
Lol
Martin Luther can he up with the 96 theses while coming out with feces on the John.
I spend 30-60 minutes, and I have been a productive engineer. Shit just takes time to come out. If I don't shit it out completely, wiping would take forever since there is shit inside and it's like wiping a marker.
Just casually mention pinhole cameras have recently been installed in the stalls...
Why do you care where he is and why do you even know he is in the toilet at that time? The main point is whether he is getting work done and meeting expectations. He is a new guy right? Cut him son slack.
It's very creepy that you are so invested in a person's bathroom habits.
The OP is a dork. Fuck you and your micro-shit management.
Remind me not to work for this guy
Which one? One who shits for 2 hours or the one who watches his reports for 2 hours?
I had a colleague who had to spend large amounts of time in the bathroom due to his health conditions. Don't pry; evaluate him based on his performance and leave it at that.
OP is best retårded for that.
Please don't use that word.
It doesn’t matter where he spends his time. Is he getting his work done? If not, make your expectations about work clear and manage him out if he doesn’t meet them. Or are you one of those who like to see employees at their desk 9-6 even if they don’t accomplish anything?
If anything, he's at least getting shit done.
Wow! Great wisdom from Master Bates!!