Official Companies <> Pokemon SWE Rankings
You'll only ever find a post like this on Blind. If you ever took top companies' balance sheet, WLB, TC, hiring bar, and tech and turned them into legendary Pokemon by power, here's what that would look like:
Iconic and classic old school legends
Lugia - Google (Best)
HoOh - FB (2nd Best)
Zapdos - Netflix (Best of the below 3)
Articuno - Apple
Moltres - Amazon (Weakest and lesser version of HoOh)
Classic as well, but trending down. Not as strong.
Suicune - Airbnb (Best of the 3)
Entei - Uber
Raikou - Lyft (Not as well known as the above 2)
Trending up. The weather is looking cloudy lately.
Rayquaza - Snowflake (Best of the 3)
Kyogre - Zoom
Groudon - Databricks (Bricks is ground type)
Social media is immature, childish, and a lot of growing up to do. But very hyped.
Shaymin - Twitter (Can fly)
Manaphy - Linkedin
Jirachi - Snap (Yellow and looks kinda like the symbol)
Celebi - Pinterest
Mew - Instagram (Most famous and copies others)
Money duo. Very strong
Latias - Robinhood
Latios - Stripe
Absolute Powerhouses.
Dialga - Two Sigma
Palkia - HRT
Giratina/Origin - Citadel/Securities
Arceus - Jane Street
MewTwo - Rentech
comments
Lugia - Best: Which generation was Lugia even best? It hasn't been top 5 Uber in any generation, let alone "Best".
Mewtwo - Rentech...LOL. Have you ever even played Pokemon? Consistent top 3 in every single gen and it gets Rentech. Just fucking lol.
And I won't even comment on the rest, all the comparisons are trash.
Sorry for upsetting you. This is a light hearted post. Moltres was barely OU due to stealth rock weakness but it's a legendary. That's about the best I can do for Amazon ππ.
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