Narcissistic Product Managers

There are quite a few professions that pay handsomely and are known to be selective. Product managers don't even come close but you'll never see people from these professions tooting their own horns like PMs do.
Dear PMs of the world,
You're paid well and in demand not because product management is some insanely complicated job but because their is an insane demand largely fuelled by venture capital. So there is no need for every single one of you to post inane stuff on LinkedIn every single day like you have just discovered the laws of gravity. Calm down and count your blessings.