Misc.Mar 18, 2018
Amazon5’6 lndian

Outdated laptop at work?

I’d like to know how people can actually get any work done in this company with such outdated equipment. I’m using a 2016 Mac even though my friends from other companies just received 2018 models. It looks like it was even a hand-me-down from someone who probably quit to go somewhere more prestigious. Life is so unfair. Obviously Google/Facebook friends can get the most cutting edge stuff as long as they ask for it since their company is top-tier but even my friend who works at Oracle have new models. I’m probably going to get fired for underperforming due to crappy equipment. Any advice?

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Nutanix saySomethi Mar 18, 2018

I'm sure there are other reasons you'll get fired. The laptop is not the issue

Amazon 5’6 lndian OP Mar 18, 2018

What would these other reasons be? Looking for constructive criticism.

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FemmeDev Mar 18, 2018

Are you gonna cry?

Amazon 5’6 lndian OP Mar 18, 2018

I have no more tears to shed. Maybe tomorrow though.

AT&T DDM2K Mar 18, 2018

I heard nowhere in this post that you actually asked for a newer model - just that you were given a 2016. Put in a help desk ticket and take your manager out for a beer to get it approved.

Amazon 5’6 lndian OP Mar 18, 2018

I don’t drink beer

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fustercluk Mar 18, 2018

You're screwed

Apple Crushlord Mar 18, 2018

The internet was build on 30 year old machines. You are the problem not the laptop.

Amazon 5’6 lndian OP Mar 18, 2018

Obviously it’s not built on those machines anymore

Facebook johnb Mar 18, 2018

Don't you use your laptop as a terminal only? I could perform my duties on a 2013 Celeron here at facebook

Amazon 5’6 lndian OP Mar 18, 2018

My dev desktop is also crap

Amazon somecsdude Mar 18, 2018

Shouldn’t you setup cloud dev desktop?

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DuQvV7 Mar 18, 2018

OP works at Microsoft now. He’s just trolling with his old (intern) Amazon account.

Amazon 5’6 lndian OP Mar 18, 2018

I’m not trolling at all

Amazon 🤺22 Mar 18, 2018

This guy is just a troll 😒

Amazon 5’6 lndian OP Mar 18, 2018

Why do all of you accuse me of being a troll?

AT&T DDM2K Mar 18, 2018

20% Raise = 5’6 Indian? 🤔

Amazon 🤺22 Mar 18, 2018

This guy 👻

AT&T DDM2K Mar 18, 2018

Well If he did the needful then he’d probably have a 2018 💻

Daimler deargodwhy Mar 18, 2018

Amazon is cheap as fuck. Worst fucking dev hardware and upgrade policy in the industry, especially if you are a Linux user. Hard to love your job when you hate your tools. You should join your friends!

Amazon Vdtjcs Mar 18, 2018

You realize we have an entire fucking cloud at our disposal right?

Amazon nuffsnuff Mar 18, 2018

Looking around the office, the new Macs given to new employees suck big time - with only 2 usb-c ports for power, keyboard, mouse, monitor, yubikey,... Why would you WANT one of those? At least they have added a usb-c adapter to meeting rooms now so the poor sods can present without chime...

Daimler deargodwhy Mar 18, 2018

Because the PCs are even worse!