A holiday song for my fellow Amazonians

It's beginning to look at lot like Devplan
Every 1-on-1
"Take a look at the job ladder, you failed to raise the bar
with Diving Deep and Ownership and more..."

It's beginnning to look at lot like Devlist
LPs in every Chime
But the ugliest sight to see, is the ops meeting that will be
Pain in your PIPed ass

A couple of emails a week and a quip doc on PIP
Is the life of Johnny and Jen
Coworkers that won't go near you for fear of Focus,
Is this how it is going to end?
And Skip and HR can hardly wait to PIP another one
...

It's beginning to look at lot like Devplan
Soon the PIP will start
And the thing that'll make it sting, is the URA quota...
Is on you this year....
Sure, it's Leetcode.. once more

Merry Christmas ☃️🎄🍌

#tech #pip #christmas