Guess the first company to PIP people with AI? Managers are soon becoming useless š. (Not mentioning company to avoid triggering PR bot deployed by Sanchez's bf) https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-06-28/fired-by-bot-amazon-turns-to-machine-managers-and-workers-are-losing-out Full article without subscription: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/fired-bot-amazon-against-machine-100013296.html
Who pips the pipāer?
Hiring L5+ engineers to invent and simplify PIP automation software, DM me!
Only to get pipped once they build it?
imagine getting pipped by your own product.
They PIP so many people they have to use machine for it?
Invent and Simply PIP.
Simple solution: don't work for Amazon
Easy for swe and data scientists to say "dont work for amazon" but other people like the delivery drivers in the article don't have as many choices
Itās happening! And with the shortage of retail workers, Iād be surprised if we donāt see āAmazon Goā popping up here and there.
Tomorrowās headline: bot pips itself first and applies at Google after grinding 1000 LC hards
This is a shit company. How do they retain Engg talent or manage to hire I wonder.
People like to make quick big bucks. In and out, you know? šš
I wonder what the Epics and Stories will look like for this Automation !
Tomorrowās headline. A software bug causes bot to PIP all managers at Amazon.
Next thing will be bots piping other bots..
Update: it turns out it wasnāt a bug. The botās advanced algorithm has determined that those managers are no longer needed since the PIP process has been fully automated.
I go first: fuck the algorithm and with all due respect, fuck Amazon
What respect is Amazon due?
Respect to the blinders, not to Amazon yeah fuck Amazon