Planning to join Oracle Seattle. Do they do drug testing

Aug 8, 2018 40 Comments

I take some crazy stuff, does Oracle do drug test cause I will fail all of them

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TOP 40 Comments
  • Microsoft IMRE74
    What tech company drug tests? Never heard of it
    Aug 8, 2018 5
    • Microsoft fuckbat
      OP
      I lied on that one
      Aug 8, 2018
    • Amazon / Product
      Umb123

      Amazon Product

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      Amazon, Microsoft, A.T. Kearney
      Umb123more
      Samsung does. At least if you work in Korea.
      Aug 8, 2018
  • Microsoft fuckbat
    OP
    Wife tells me it's the drugs
    Aug 8, 2018 1
    • Expedia Qkxhns
      First rule of drug club... Don't talk to anyone at Oracle about it... You can be sure they'll test you if you ask about such testing :p
      Aug 8, 2018
  • Oracle HKF045zh
    Oracle only drug tests management, and that’s just to make sure we have enough drugs in our system.
    Aug 8, 2018 1
    • Oracle / Ops ILovePlant
      Gotta get them numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
      Aug 9, 2018
  • Expedia Qkxhns
    🍿I could just subscribe to notifications, but really wanted to make it known how entertaining this thread can become.
    Aug 8, 2018 0
  • Oracle wtfbbq
    No, we do not (Weed is legal in Washington, so its pointless to DT)
    Aug 8, 2018 1
    • Oracle edMH68
      Amusingly Nintendo still tests for weed, and has mandatory urinalysis within 72hours of accepting an offer
      Aug 9, 2018
  • Microsoft
    BkKz25

    Microsoft

    BIO
    wtf, is this a tweet? No thanks.
    BkKz25more
    If they do, would you want to change your lifestyle to work there?
    Aug 8, 2018 1
    • Amazon Modafinil
      Who would change their lifestyle for Oracle of all companies? Lol
      Aug 8, 2018
  • Stitch Fix Stitched
    Wouldn't things clear out of the system in a month?
    Aug 8, 2018 4
    • Stitch Fix Stitched
      No idea what OP consumes.
      Aug 8, 2018
    • LinkedIn lNkS02
      LSD stays in your bone marrow forever, but the test is so invasive (needs a spinal tap) no one does it.
      Aug 8, 2018
  • Oracle dgntv
    People keep telling me I must be high to work here, building a cloud.
    Aug 9, 2018 0
  • Oracle fistMeHard
    I’m in OCI, I test drugs pretty often
    Apr 13, 2019 0
  • Oracle 123hhffg
    kool aid is mandatory if you join oci
    Aug 13, 2018 0

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