About to quit my current position at VMW after a long (and prosperous) career. What would be a fun and outrageous way to make the exit besides renting a limo picking me up during lunchtime at the main entrance? TC: $369 (give or take)
Cover urself with the goodies of the company you join
Why dont you call strippers at lunch time in a cafe in that limo? Use Storage/CPU cycles efficiently.. 😜
Buy your team a farewell cake and thank them for everything.
Why give them the satisfaction of thinking of you as an unprofessional child? Say thanks and all the best. The best revenge is success.
When I left my last position I invited everyone for a drink and more people attended my outing than planned company outings planned by the rest of management. Limo sounds awesome!
Helicopter
Smoke a joint at your desk
Photocopy a photo of yourself 100-500 times. Leave them places that your co-workers will be finding for years...
Oh... That's good. I like how you think!
Go out professionally..... While it's fun to think up all the crazy exits, you'll be remembered by the classy way you exit. You never know when you'll run across someone from the team again and you want a positive reaction rather than avoidance.
Or you will be remembered for an epic exit that doesn't harm anyone but leaves a great story!
Very true
Poop and don’t flush