Best pickup line in this situation

Datadog
Storycat

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Storycat
Sep 14, 2021 23 Comments

You're at the mall and you see the most beautiful girl sitting at an outdoor cafe. She's laser focused on her laptop. You take a quick peek at her screen and see she's on leetcode. Not surprisingly, she's solving the famous Trapping Rainwater problem. She finishes writing her code in C++ and gets AC on her first try, fist pumping the air with excitement. Your heart skips a beat. What do you say to her?

I'll start:

"Excuse me miss, but I think there's an overflow edge case that you missed."

"Where?"

"Right here" "It's overflowing with my love for you."

"I'm calling security."

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  • Google
    1Name4Evaa

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    1Name4Evaa
    “TC or GTFO” seems apt for the situation
    Sep 14, 2021 0
  • New
    ANTW77

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    ANTW77
    Whatever you can, because you might wake up any moment.
    Sep 14, 2021 0
  • Amazon
    λ‎

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    λ‎
    "nice solution. now shall we try one that involves Breast First Search?"
    Sep 14, 2021 2
  • Datometry
    Passnfruit

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    ...Don’t pick up the pieces for now. They keep falling apart...
     Passnfruit
    I’d walk up to her and say; Hey Hottie! You got plans later today? Let’s me take you be out.

    She’s be like, why?

    I’d say, because girl, you take me me back to elementary school. I wanna go over the ABCDs with you.
    A - because the Asymptotic complexity of that solution is amazing.
    B - because that helper function is so damn Beautiful
    C - because you’re damn Confident in hitting that submit even before testing
    D - because let’s be real, you deserve this.

    *mic drop*
    Sep 14, 2021 1
  • Splunk / Eng
    not@Splunk

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     not@Splunk
    Just resume your work Ramesh and finish your tasks by EOD
    Sep 15, 2021 0