AutoNov 22, 2019
GoogleTC 600K

Tesla Truck

Everything was going fine. Selling lots of cars. No major autopilot crashes. No stupid tweets of late. No public weed smoking. Heck, even making a profit. The perfect time for Elon to fuck it all up by revealing a truck that doesn't look like a truck that almost no one will buy.

Amazon klmk2019 Nov 22, 2019

Exactly... but loving the put options though. I was this close to getting the truck. Was hoping it’d atleast look like the rendered depictions online

Google moving_on Nov 22, 2019

Buy it in the dips instead, there wont be a better time.

Google Pitt? Jan 16, 2020

You get rekt amazob. I hope you continue to short based on your design opinions. I know a good bankruptcy lawyer.

Oracle xanz Nov 22, 2019

The Tesla truck is like the butterface of cars. I would definitely fuck this thing but I would not tell my friends about it afterwards

Apple ftwer Nov 22, 2019

It looks like absolute shit

Apple iCould Nov 22, 2019

I think it’s gonna sell fine. Looks like a Hummer of eletric cars. Respect to Elon and Tesla for still thinking out of the box.

Oracle Ou8ggG Nov 22, 2019

This thing is a utility dream, which is how people who buy big cars justify buying big cars. Go look up some conservative meme pages on facebook. Even gun touting diesel driving middle America seems to want these trucks.

Google TC 600K OP Nov 22, 2019

Have a link to this?

Overstock.com 🦕$🦖 Nov 22, 2019

No, no they don't. And that bed is the most useless bed I've ever seen in a vehicle. Utility dream? Utility nightmare.

Microsoft cptlsm Nov 22, 2019

Ordered

Boeing mike$cott Nov 22, 2019

Would it really be Tesla if the truck wasn’t something out of the box? I can’t afford the thing but I still think it’s a cool concept for the novelty of it.

IEEE AC/VC Nov 22, 2019

Even though I can't afford it, I paid $100 to secure a purchase until production in 2021. Those who saw me ordering it in the library think I am rich, but I am nowhere close. The cheapest of it is 39000 + 7000 self-driving, a better purchase than the model 3 (I submitted an order with just $1,500 but canceled the purchase within the 7 day period - though not refundable.

Finale Inventory huHG50 Nov 22, 2019

FSD may be more expensive by the time it's out of production. Elon has said the price will increase every few months. Last increase was 1k earlier this month.

Samsung chajimogo2 Nov 22, 2019

It’s a concept vehicle. Meant to be a PR piece as there’s not practical reason to design a bed that is basically useless.

Snapchat Romantico Dec 2, 2019

This.

Snapchat Romantico Dec 2, 2019

Other companies' concept cars are just as useful and useless.