It’s not excess headcount or bad economy. The truth is that Google is freezing hiring because Deepmind has finally cracked human level AI and now they are slowly replacing all the L3s and L4s with code-writing language models. That’s right, after years of training on petabytes of data, Deepmind AI is smart enough to move protobufs around with superhuman skill. Once the model has learned to play politics and write design docs, they will clean out the L5s and above as well. TC: 🤖
Ah cool they can create an AI apocalypse but can’t give me a hiring decision in 6 months
The recruiters are not trained in timeliness, only Googliness.
It’s true. They replaced their human recruiters with Markov chains years ago
Proof?
This post is do dumb, it must have been written by one of those youtube NLP transformer tutorial videos by Siraj Naval
AI is a scam
It’s true, AI is a scammer and SWEs are the marks.
You’re a scam
But is it woke yet?
What are you smoking bud?
I do not smoke. My TPU pods are liquid cooled 🤖
Actual TC or GTFO
I think if you ask this OP for TC, it'll respond with "Total CPU" TC count. But as per Blind tradition...
AI is snake oil
It’s pretty scary how good GitHub Autopilot is, it’s as if it’s reading my mind. Maybe in a few years I can program by just writing comments.
Plausible