Typical FAANG folk posts
Facebook: depressed, 500k TC, no gf no dates no friends, no one to be a surgery escort, where to find escorts, my escort just left I feel depressed and lonely. Amazon: pip pip pip … pip.. pip pip .. pip Apple: prestige prestige prestige!! I’m a contractor turned fte or I couldn’t crack any other fang interviews gonna make prestige posts to feel better! (Pro tip: type “Apple prestige” on blind search) Netflix: I was fired because boss doesn’t dig me…not because I am a slacker and rest-and-vester. Google:
microsoft: my tc sucks… goes back to sleep
🤣
Snap: Talks about faangs to get more likes
What’s a typical Snap folk post like
My TC is 4M and I’m god. Actually worse than faang posts. 🤦♂️
OP you sound like my manager
Ibm: remember me? #irrelevant
^accurate
^ If it makes you feel any better IBM, you are still very relevant at a lot of companies. WebSphere is used by a lot of my previous companies.
Do Microsoft as well
i think my comment sums up ms well
Uber: My stock is plummeting. Can someone get me a referral at a FAANG?
lyft: at least our stock crashed by less then uber
Pretty accurate
"surgery escort" 😂 😆 😂 I've heard this one before..
unironically the most accurate thing ever