I'm Ten Points up on the Kanban Board Right Now
Just wiped out my Jira tasks.
My team just feels down, I've reassured them now we're heading back on track.
Now we're in a pleasant sprint spree.
Look at the PM smiling at the burn-down.
Take me to your meeting to plan sprints today.
You can assign me this story, but note I'm out that day.
I really love to, take time-off with you. We can have good work-life balance.
She said "hey broski, we've got some room to take PTO, I need a break and and I am over-accruing paid-leave."
"Hey sis sorry, I've been taking you for granted."
I checked the timeline of our project but not our sustained velocity.
There's a holiday that's just down there, a crunch is coming fast and we need more time to prepare.
I've got PTOs that I'll spend, more than you can contend.
I'm a good work-life balancer, good work-life balancer.
Take me to your meeting to plan sprints today.
You can assign me this story, but note I'm out that day.
I really love to, take time-off with you. We can have good work-life balance.
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