I'm Ten Points up on the Kanban Board Right Now

Mar 17, 2021 4 Comments

Just wiped out my Jira tasks.
My team just feels down, I've reassured them now we're heading back on track.
Now we're in a pleasant sprint spree.
Look at the PM smiling at the burn-down.

Take me to your meeting to plan sprints today.
You can assign me this story, but note I'm out that day.
I really love to, take time-off with you. We can have good work-life balance.

She said "hey broski, we've got some room to take PTO, I need a break and and I am over-accruing paid-leave."
"Hey sis sorry, I've been taking you for granted."
I checked the timeline of our project but not our sustained velocity.
There's a holiday that's just down there, a crunch is coming fast and we need more time to prepare.
I've got PTOs that I'll spend, more than you can contend.
I'm a good work-life balancer, good work-life balancer.

Take me to your meeting to plan sprints today.
You can assign me this story, but note I'm out that day.
I really love to, take time-off with you. We can have good work-life balance.

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