Yo, Apple’s interviewer here. Apple is full of shit.
He spent 55 minutes to gave me a O(2^n) solution to the question of “tell me about yourself.”
I wasn’t clapping at the end, I was killing flies that followed him in because he smelled like rotting flesh.
He ended the interview with a presentation on why women that won’t go out with him are fascists and then cried while begging me to give him a temporary apple email address so that he could sign up on blind.
PS: @Apple, the invoice for cleaning the urine stains off the carpet is still on its way to you.
Haha yes - even for problems i know exactly how to solve. It's like when you stutter and then you notice you're stuttering. Just gets worse. Hahaha but thats life
comments
He spent 55 minutes to gave me a O(2^n) solution to the question of “tell me about yourself.”
I wasn’t clapping at the end, I was killing flies that followed him in because he smelled like rotting flesh.
He ended the interview with a presentation on why women that won’t go out with him are fascists and then cried while begging me to give him a temporary apple email address so that he could sign up on blind.
PS: @Apple, the invoice for cleaning the urine stains off the carpet is still on its way to you.