What are some super cliche things software engineers/developers say? Something like "don't reinvent the wheel" "did you sudo?" "did you search on stackoverflow?" "why are you using php?"
When engineers say "trivial" and "non-trivial" I get PTSD flashbacks to computation theory courses in college
Yeah and we never use it correctly
“What is the time/space complexity of your function?” Haha j/k! That only comes up in interviews. 😜
Bad programmers sometimes do something like use an O(n^2) when something better could have been used, because “n will never be big”. That’s fine except that the customer controls n. So now I have to fix your dumb perf bug.
Silly me. I must have forgotten how complexity analysis works. You are wise oh great Oracle of Delphi.
“JavaScript is not real programming”
"works on my machine" "tests in next PR"
'i deserve a raise'
This is the most accurate statement on the thread
But it works on my machine!
Server side coders: “it’s a client side issue” Front end devs: “it’s a server side issue”
Full-stack devs: PM spec’d it wrong.
“I am not able to reproduce this bug!”
"It's just a one-liner."
😆😆😆
2 hours later, heard around the corner. "oops. fuuuuuuuuck!"
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"Okay so I tried a shortcut and accidentally deleted the production tables"
If this a routine at your company, I would be scared to use your product. :D
"But the testers shouldve found that bug!!! This is entirely their fault"