I don't work for Amazon. PIP means your fired. You get what 30 days to do unrealistic goals? What does the layoff money look like? Do you still get the money if you decide to do the PIP? If so I would just see it as 30 days more pay and use my time at work to look for a job.
Looks pretty bleak
You get mailed a package to your home and it contains a congratulatory message saying you’ve been promoted to customer
😂😂😂😂😂
i love your statement. made me smile. genius like you should be promoted
You get emailed bezo's d**k pic. Enjoy
🤣🤣🤣
A bag of bananas and a door desk as a severance package.
6 weeks of total comp not just base
Lay-off $$$ looks like your last check. Ba-bye