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Three disclaimers : 1. I am a fan of Witcher 2. My English is pathetic 3. Please go through the pain of reading this long post, which is intended just for pure sarcastic purposes if you don't have anything else to do with your time. Thoughts I had during the journey of watching Witcher. NETFLIX (N) creative team to the Dooods/gals (D/G) {writers} N: Hey stock prices are tanking, we need to do something f**ing awesome, we need to beat MOFO GOT. D/G : we have super awesome ideas boss N: tell me mofos, do I need to send you an evite ??? D/G : will create magic N: Harry Potter already have done that, what new ... D/G : we are differnt, we won't use wand ... And we call it with fancy name N : wow no wand and magic, awesome ... What you will call ? D/G : we call it chaos N: isn't what happening in the nation MOFO. D/G: yes, but no one thinks it as magic right. N: wow wow wow ... What else D/G : We will have portal to travel. N: isn't that done by Doctor strange D/G : yes, but we will change the color and we will activate it via flower chewing. N: f**ing amazing. What else, what else D/G: well we need to have a dragon. Nothing beats a dragon and we need 50M to create it. N: Amazing original idea, unfortunately budget is 5K ... How will create dragons. D/G : in that case, how about we enlarge a chicken and show it as a dragon. N: Fu***ing genius, but won't people find it as chicken and bit skinny. D/G : Boss we will paint it as golden and market it as Vegan organic lean dragon. Who fires fire but doesn't impact global warming. HBO is not working environment friendly but we Fu**ing are. We will show a human can become dragon and vice versa. N: wow ... But that will be expensive right ? Showing the details of the transformation. . D/G : Nahhhhhhh, one scene Humaaan ... Then smoke ... Then chicken I mean dragon. Then one scene golden painted chicken smoke then human ... Easy peasy N: Amazing, we need lot of sex to keep the audience engaged and we to innovate. D/G: we will have multiple scene with lot of guys and gals in action. Even when the script is not demanding. Like people going off of in Spartacus audience. We will do like when some one buying bread or vegetable or visiting the village doctor. N: budget is $250 D/G : Then we need to outsource it to a different country, can't find anyone with that budget in LA and let us make her deformed and have her sex( fantasy of many), then we will change same girl to becom normal and use her different sex scene. N: Idiots didn't u go through HR Training how come using words like deformed, let her be specially abled and she too should play with XBOX console. D/G: XBOx in those days ????? N : sorry got carried away by Microsoft inclusive add. Awesome ideas. But we need monster like Lord of rings with the budget of $398.97. D/G: well Harry Potter tobby old and jobless we can hire that thing and duct tape horns on it. Zoom two three spiders and copy paste human head and put 6 eyes and 10 nipples. We can borrow few walking dead extras, anyway they are never going to end the supply. Then we skin the girl from exorcist and put her on nitro for speed. We can have ginne, but given the budget we can manage a transparent one with audio affect. N: wow amazing, you are the fu***ing best. But how will we differentiate between normal human and hero as Witcher ?? D/G : well we will dye his hair white. N: Amazing, Amazing ... But we need a bigger twist to beat GOT. D/G: We got it boss, they ended with a WAR, we will start with a war. N : Genius Amazing Superb ... You guys are best ... U did an amazing job ... You will be rewarded as 85% target and thank u email for Christmas. D/G: Not even a holiday party N: we believe in working not parting ... This is written for fun, not to hurt anyone's sentiment ... Sorry in advance if it bothers u in anyway
O valley of plenty, o valley of plenty, owowowooo
You are absolutely right about 1 thing - your English.
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3. Please go through the pain of reading this long post, which is intended just for pure sarcastic purposes if you don't have anything else to do with your time.
Anya Chalhotra going topless at the drop of a hat in almost every episode. Totally unnecessary but I guess the directors felt compelled to do that to attract a wider audience. Overall though it was a good watch, looking forward to season 2
It was amazing to watch. I wish few places they could have done better. I read somewhere the way NETFLIX is dropping the entire series at once is hurting the shows more, where as HBO is good at creating hype by releasing one episode per week. Which generates a lot interest, anticipation , discussion and fan following.
Anya dropping her clothes doesn't add value, unfortunately.
LoL. Good unreview. Henry Cavill does a good job but seems like the show doesn't have enough space for his potential.
Thank you Bruh
I dont watch any show where 120 birds who can barely do 10 pushups beat the shit out of 220lb+ ripped dudes. Fantasy i get it, but i need some believable laws of physics in my shows. I watched witcher till i saw the bird match skills with the ripped hero. Then off it went.
Lol
Too much extra time? But I enjoyed reading it 👍
Or too much depressed with life
Aw things will get better op, just pursue hobbies more!