So as we all know, agile/sprint universally sucks the life out of us and only exists to fund the egos of mythical project managers/agile coaches/scrum masters. Truly the greatest scourge of our era. Anyway, my team daily stand-ups were taking sometimes 30+ minutes where people used it as an opportunity to recite their entire life stories. A grand waste. I asked my manager to put an end to this. The end has come. Now, these standups last maybe 5 minutes. What else should I accomplish today guys?!???
Yatta desu ne
End Agile?
The real accomplishment is getting rid of standup. Cancer is still a cancer no matter what level.
You are done for the day. Go home.
standups are never supposed to be more than 15 minutes. I’m surprised something like that was going on at Amazon hahaha
Lol you consider that an achievement?
Agile is crap! Agile makes more sense when a manager works with a group of devs he doesnt trust - hence the daily morning life stories!
If you’re not comfortable with saying “no update” during stand up, you’re not doing stand up right.
Run a timer on your phone. Cut off people hard when it is time up. My former manager did that and it was effective.
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