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"Call me Patricia" she says.
"Right. Patricia. I need a loan for $50,000"
"Ok, we'll need to run a credit check"
The frog shakes his head "no need. My dad is Mick Jagger. He can vouch for me."
Patricia looks at him suspiciously "well, we will also need collateral"
"No problem!" The frog pulls out a tiny porcelain pig and puts it on the counter.
Patricia looks at it for a minute and says "I need to run this by the manager. Can I show him this pig?"
The frog nods and looks really proud.
She explains the whole thing and then the manager says "sounds good. Approve the loan."
"What? But...I mean...the frog... Uh, what is this pig supposed to be?"
The manager says "It's a knickknack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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Dad: yea briskets and chicken