Today we will talk about Mr GAS, who as the name signifies is nothing but full of it ! He flies high in the air, but actually he knows nothing practical. He creates this white-board architectures which never works. He never gets the blame coz he never implements anything. At best he writes some hello world program, and then passes the real shit to the poor developers.
Heβs sell this gassy ideas to the dumb management who are floored by his farts while he enjoys his god like 6 status ! If he is in office you will find him in the restroom busy farting some pathetic shitty idea. He is famous for crappy jargons mutating in some inner source shit which never runs ! And then does surveys to understand the impact of his farts π
ps: shout-out to the fwk team who get to experience firsthand most of his farty ideas!
#gbiapple #gbirotten #gbi #officelife
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