GBI IS&T chronicle #1

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AnakinS
Dec 17, 2021 4 Comments

Today we will talk about Mr GAS, who as the name signifies is nothing but full of it ! He flies high in the air, but actually he knows nothing practical. He creates this white-board architectures which never works. He never gets the blame coz he never implements anything. At best he writes some hello world program, and then passes the real shit to the poor developers.

He’s sell this gassy ideas to the dumb management who are floored by his farts while he enjoys his god like 6 status ! If he is in office you will find him in the restroom busy farting some pathetic shitty idea. He is famous for crappy jargons mutating in some inner source shit which never runs ! And then does surveys to understand the impact of his farts 😜

ps: shout-out to the fwk team who get to experience firsthand most of his farty ideas!

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    I don't know how u could miss Mr. Aerospace PHD? I think his aeroplanes fly with the GAS! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ The epitome of incompetency. Mr. Gas(Father of lord Hanuman) is like a retired government official who still goes to office. Absolutely nailed it brother. Don't know who are you but definitely want to meet you. I am in Austin and at least away from few of them. What about Richie Rouge? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
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    manm

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    manm
    Who is he who is he
    Dec 17, 2021 1
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    404e
    Godsons of management, heard some of them even don’t come to office. RTO policies are for the common workers.
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