Uber people are chisel-jawed OmegaChads and OmegaStacies with Einstein-level IQs who look like they just stepped out of a Calvin Klein or Victoria's Secret ad.
Lyft "people" look like if Gollum from Lord of the Rings just got off a six day meth binge and you're lucky if they even know how to start their computers.
Let me put it this way:
Last Uber guy I knew had a viable prototype for solving quantum immortality in an extremely fast and inexpensive way.
Last Lyft creature I talked to mumbled to me "why computer no work" with an autistic zombie stare plastered onto its face right before drooling all over the keyboard and soiling itself.
Uber people are chisel-jawed OmegaChads and OmegaStacies with Einstein-level IQs who look like they just stepped out of a Calvin Klein or Victoria's Secret ad. Lyft "people" look like if Gollum from Lord of the Rings just got off a six day meth binge and you're lucky if they even know how to start their computers.
Let me put it this way: Last Uber guy I knew had a viable prototype for solving quantum immortality in an extremely fast and inexpensive way. Last Lyft creature I talked to mumbled to me "why computer no work" with an autistic zombie stare plastered onto its face right before drooling all over the keyboard and soiling itself.
The fuck