Some good news from Evil Corp. We have inked a long term deal with Target to give the boot to Charmin brand TP and replace it with are mid tier TP brand Quilted Northern Ultra Plush in 600 of Target’s North American stores. Evil Corp is already the preferred partner of “Value Branded” goods to Walmart, Costco, Target and Publix. As inflation picks up even more , desperate consumers will flock to our Value Products, which will just fuel Evil Corps footprint in your American Household.
any sandpaper enjoyers
You may enjoy our commercial branded TP if you like rough rides… try the Compact brand or Angel Soft brand or Pacific Blue Brand or Great Value Brand or Kirkland Brand.
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Thanks for letting us know, you’re a wood guy
Will you still sell on Amazon? And congratulations.
Congrats! But I still buy the expensive kind that leaves dust on my bum.
Quilted Northern is better than Charmin to be honest
Poor Googlers using toilet papers again, after they removed the bidets.
Everyone reading this, please get a bidet. You will still use TP, just not as much. All you out there without one are dirty, filthy mudbloods.
Yes clean dat poopsh00t
Lmao. This is a top tier blind post
Aren’t you evil corp?
Yes ! You should come join the empire .
Can y’all bring back Cottonelle TP to Sam’s Club? I hate having to buy it from Amazon or Target.
We don’t make that inferior brand.
Thanks for the feedback. Congrats on the big sale nevertheless!