If Jeff Bezos was on a Keto diet, he'd be Jeff Ketos If Jeff Bezos was the god war, he'd be Jeff Kratos If Jeff Bezos was jizzing, he'd be Jeff Jizzos If Jeff Bezos was Jared Leto's brother, he'd be Jeff Leto If Jeff Bezos was a cheetah, he'd be Jeff Cheetos If Jeff Bezos was a registered sex offender, he'd be Jeff Pedos If Jeff Bezos was the villain in avengers, he'd be Jeff thanos If Jeff Bezos was an TV live recorder, he'd be Jeff TiVo If Jeff Bezos saved a bay from a burning building, he'd be Jeff Hero If Jeff Bezos was a number, he'd be Jeff Zero #centuarianBillionaire
If Jeff Bezos was on Blind he would be Jeff "WHAT'S YOUR TC THOUGH?" And that's all for tonight folks!
You need to be oncall more often my friend.
If I was Jeff Bezos and heard that comment, I'd be Jeff FuckNo
These are so bad, they are good.
Nope they’re just bad.
If Jeff Bezos was a sandwich maker, he'd be Jeff Quiznos
If Jeff Bezos was toy building blocks, he'd be Jeff Legos
If Jeff Bezos was a comedian, he'd be Jeff Haha
If Jeff Bezos was a religious icon, he’d be Jeff Jesos.
If Jeff Bezos had allergies, he’d be Jeff Sneezos. If Jeff Bezos couldn’t afford to pay his heating bill, he’d be Jeff Freezos. If Jeff Bezos cooked with lard, he’d be Jeff Greazos. If Jeff Bezos weren’t vaccinated, he’d be Jeff Measols.
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I honestly wish I was an extrovert to do that kind of shit.
Not lying... All my friends and family think I'm funny. They all tell me I should have been a comedian, out of high school I truly wanted to become a comedian but decided not to and took the safe route .. I regret everyday and comments/compliments like yours always hit me hard . Thanks for the thoughtful words