A simple hack to retire?
A friend of mine gave this idea: 1. You are a male and work for FAANG having TC +500$k 2. Find a female working for McDonald's 3. Have her sue you for sexual harassment (while visiting her workplace!), and make her go public about it 4. You get fired immediately 5. She withdraws her statement, saying that it was someone else probably 6. You sue her employer and newspapers for defamation and lost wages, say $500k * 40 years * 2 (PTSD) = $40M 7. You settle it out of court for $10M 8. You pay her $1M for her job (yes, she was a part of it from the beginning) 9. Jackpot, you can leave the US now. #personalfinance #investments #fire
Alright Rajesh, it’s time for bed
I hope she dies right before #5
You sue your employer for your unjustified firing
Rajesh, why not just leave the US now??
Your mom doesn't want me to. She likes taste of my d**k.
Just before #8, she uses AI technology to create photos and videos of you in the bed with her. She makes you pay the entire $10M to her.
Can I attempt this if my TC is 🥜
This is the nerd version of ‘wild things’
Is it taxable income? If so you only get 5m
Who hired you 🤔 bar is so low here starting to hit the earth's core
In point #6 How can you sue her employer for a mistake she made. You can sue her, not her employer. And you can prolly get $400 from her , forget about $40M 🤪🤪
Not quite, if it happens during her shift, in the McDonald's building then her employer is responsible. Same as if she put hot oil on your face.
Thank god you made it as a code monkey because you would never have made it into Law.