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Protect Wives from NVDA

Walking through Whole Foods when some guy takes off his Patagonia and reveals an Nvidia tshirt. All of a sudden all the women and some men around him start moaning and the floor got really slippery. A few people were hospitalized and there was some happy endings in the aftermath, but it was dangerous. Be sure to keep your significant others blindfolded when shopping around the Santa Clara Whole Foods. Agree? #nvidia #tech #google

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NVIDIA jfcF15 May 25

You’re welcome

Amazon AI Ashley May 25

Thank you

ex-Amazon sadD0g May 25

Sundar actually hired dementors at Google

Chime uL7Oad May 25

Come let me give you a good night kiss 💋

Stripe needfuII May 25

I would like to believe Gemini AI wrote this, but there’s no mention of eating rocks or putting glue in pizza. 8/10 shitpost, glad to see the hiring bar is keeping up with Gemini.

JPMorgan Chase VP Tushar May 25

Am VP

ex-SpaceX pretsige May 25

Tushar the goat

ex-Amazon sadD0g May 25

Where VP = Verified Perv

Walmart oCcn72 May 25

Lamest attempt to be funny.

Amazon RiffSurge May 25

I'll bet middle schoolers would crack up.

Microsoft iownblind May 25

Peak long weekend content , thanks for keeping blind engaging

VMware livluvlaff May 25

So, are you saying most of hires at googliness is just fake and bozos, that's why G layoffs was seen ? No free food today ?

Amazon ;&&7166; May 25

most prestigious company in shamble

SpaceX Mikasa92 May 25

This is so inappropriate that is hilarious

Microsoft Nymt58 May 25

Anyone who’s actually working at Nvidia will be very discreet about where they work.