Misc.Feb 19, 2019
Amazonscoops34

Banks keep making Data Lakes -- but do they even know what a data lake is?

Banks keep making data lakes But do they actually know what they are? Or why they wanted one in the first place? My buddy at Goldman Sachs says he worked on their data lake. Another worked on Capital One's data lake. HSBC just made a data lake. I distinctly recall that Crapital One's took over a year, did not actually accept storing raw data (which is the entire point of a data lake), and they were originally trying to make it handle compute and not just storage.

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Oracle iOFR21 Feb 19, 2019

why do u care? its their money, they can waste the way they like.

Amazon scoops34 OP Feb 19, 2019

(I worked at one of these banks) I just find it to be very amusing.

Wells Fargo djUQ40 Feb 22, 2019

Sounds like you’ve fully embraced the Oracle ethos.

Microsoft Hhr(4:?:&@ Feb 19, 2019

Azure Data Lake?

Amazon scoops34 OP Feb 19, 2019

Yeah, I saw that came out! And then, AWS came out with something too. Yet, I think further banks are just going to insist on reinventing the wheel

Bank of The West GSW Feb 19, 2019

If you worked for a bank you would presumably understand the need of data with respect to regulatory and risk reports. You would also know and understand how many effin applications this data comes from and how CLEAN usually data sets are when some of these platforms are years old if not decades. The need is real, the implementation is usually *** up. Hope this helps answers your curiosity.

Activision Blizzard others Feb 19, 2019

Data is a business and should constantly be reinvested into. All the way from a new Data Mart or rebuilding the dam thing.

Wells Fargo ostrich1 Feb 22, 2019

My employer has old data

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DuQvV7x Feb 19, 2019

No bank knows what a data lake is. They’re just pumping money into the ether. Perhaps OP can go enlighten them. Especially since he finds this mirth in the mundane. /s

Bloomberg ajWng79 Feb 22, 2019

Go ETH 🚀🌕

Amazon scoops34 OP Feb 22, 2019

You always have the dankest posts. I used to post as "Desu" and I think one of the first posts that I read on here was about you getting FI/REd. I'll go find some more mirth in the mundane, friendo

Wells Fargo djUQ40 Feb 22, 2019

IT at banks is grotesque. A senior Wells Fargo architect was trying to convince me that putting a search engine on top of a data lake is useless because you can use a regular expression in Hive. Ever heard of O(n) vs O(log n) and how it applies to 1.5 PB of data?

Amazon scoops34 OP Feb 22, 2019

Well, also, typing search queries in English is way easier than typing out a full fucking regular expression in Hive

Visa samK Feb 22, 2019

Thats a data ocean/ data sea / data landfill

Morgan Stanley ninja007 Feb 22, 2019

There’s definitely a real need. The in house implementations are usually fucked up because most want to do it, will make a couple of high profile hires from FAANG, and then not fund it the right size.(and over the time it takes) Data problems at banks are significantly complex - both in scale and disparity. If one of the big tech cos - actually solves it in a plug and play way, they’ll mint.

Capital One kdtn Feb 22, 2019

Crapital One 😂

Amazon scoops34 OP Feb 22, 2019

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Navy Federal Credit Union kHBQ88 Feb 22, 2019

I know some of these words!