Because it needs to be said...

I work at Microsoft. My manager's an asshole (and the skip and skip+1 don't know how to manage people). I'm looking for a new job and I don't give a shit what you all think about that, my performance, my compensation, or my love life. I don't want to know what questions the interviewers might ask or how I should respond. When I get an offer, I'm not going to ask if it's good enough or if I should negotiate for more because, frankly, I know what the fuck I'm worth and how to manage my own shit...you can all suck it. I'm grateful for the congratulations, the rest...who really cares? I've been around the block a few times... it's fun to read some of the greenbean shit, but holy hell people, grow up and get a pair! Layoffs are coming and, even if you're not directly impacted, you will feel the impact....I'm tired of this shit and am getting out before the rush. Good luck to the rest of you.

Peace.