Does anyone else get an urge and an extra log out when they use a bidet and it just hits the right angle that it softens out another piece you didn't know you had? And then you have to go through the whole wipe/bidet process again. Is there a term for this phenomenon? ... asking for a friend. Ok Google, email Larry that I posted on Blind about his bidet issue.
Yea OP wtf is a bidet?
Oh man. You haven't really lived
Go back to tissues
Eat more fiber
Yeah, this totally happens, and worth the extra effort
Yep, happens, you feel like you had the best shit ever. Yeah, that's right, I use one and its fucking great. You ought to actually get decent personal hygene and actually get a decent clean on your ass.
Yes, that is because a small amount of water enters and you get that feeling to put that out. Reduce the force when washing at that spot ;)
The Germans have a word for it: Bidetwasserstrahlstuhlaufweichung.
It's called an enema, and it works.
Wtf Edit: if you are on Blind long enough you will see a post about the fucking bidet thingy or a guy wants a FANGASM related acronym.
Don't be jelly that your frugal company doesn't have bidets. I love my after-lunch butt shower.
We would not like to think about the whole thing at work. Yikes I bet you think about your bidet DURING lunch too. Haha 😂