Deutsche is doomed

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Jul 7 166 Comments

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  • Amazon 69JfZa
    Is anyone from Deutsche Bank on Blind? Hope you folks are okay
    Jul 7 10
    • Western Digital SVlincoln
      DB’s failure is another US banks’ opportunity!
      Jul 8
    • Facebook whodattt
      SV stop with the nationalistic BS. Its orher banks opportunities i agree.
      Jul 9
    • Microsoft / Sales
      FUPM

      Microsoft Sales

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      Connection, Allstate Financial Services, LLC
      FUPMmore
      Best wishes DB folks.
      Jul 9
    • Bayer AdaLove
      Yep. All The Best for you DB people.
      Jul 9
    • Microsoft Mindfuck
      It's nice to be reminded there are actually some good, genuine people on blind. Sometimes I forget, with all the toxic people on here lol.
      Jul 10
  • Amazon crushcandy
    Everything Trump touches dies or goes bankrupt and he walks away from the blazing inferno with that smug smirk. Not that DB didn’t deserve it; the writing was on the wall in neon, but how I’d love to see his ass fry for once.
    Jul 8 26
    • Bloomberg cg_ny
      I wish I was still in my twenties, unfortunately I’m not. Michael Bloomberg (who is in his seventies btw, and hardly childish), said this today: “The President can say what he wants, but his environmental record is clear - and awful. Trump is the Pollution President.”
      Couldn’t agree more.
      I wish MB had run, would have totally voted for him, and that has nothing to do with where I work.
      Jul 9
    • Netflix brokenow
      Everything else is going so well that MB thinks pollution is the last big issue not tackled by Trump. Pretty good review of Trump. 😉
      Jul 9
    • Bloomberg cg_ny
      You know, when the recession comes (and it will come) I bet you he will find someone to blame, like the Fed. Imagine having a manager who has never once taken responsibility for anything, never admitted a mistake, and only listens to people who constantly tell him how great he is. That’s the qualities you look for in a leader, right?
      Jul 9
    • Netflix brokenow
      Look at what you are complaining about. Personality issues, words, what if scenarios yet to materialize etc. so what? You’re probably smart. Open you’re mind brother.
      Jul 9
    • Microsoft / Sales
      FUPM

      Microsoft Sales

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      Connection, Allstate Financial Services, LLC
      FUPMmore
      Bloomberg your companys existence is LITERALLY the proof that presidents are judged by ones 401K
      Jul 10
  • Google / Eng Pri
    I do not understand the trump connection, explain please ?
    Jul 8 30
    • Bloomberg cg_ny
      Yeah and now Iran is enriching uranium again... there was a good deal with strong verification in place but Drumpf killed it because “Obama”. So now he will probably start a war with them because that’s the only way to stop them from getting nukes.
      And who wants to make a deal with a guy who doesn’t even honor the deals previous presidents made?
      Jul 9
    • New / Eng QTdN03
      Iran never stopped enriching Uranium. Obama just gave them the funds to make it easier. Where do you guys get this stuff from? Even CNN isn’t this goofy.
      Jul 9
    • Bloomberg cg_ny
      Well they didn’t stop entirely, which they didn’t have to. They just weren’t allowed to go over 3.67% under the deal, which the IAEA verified they didn’t do while the deal was still in effect. The IAEA inspectors had unprecedented levels of access to Iran’s nuclear facilities under the deal, which they took advantage of, spending 3000 man hours per year inspecting the facilities, installing thousands of surveillance cameras, tamper-proof seals etc. Now the IAEA has confirmed that Iran has begun enriching uranium to 4.5%, more than allowed under the deal. Even if you don’t trust the IAEA (which is a pretty competent agency I would say), US intelligence has also not found ANY evidence that they were in violation of the deal while it was in effect - otherwise Drumpf would have obviously presented it to us.
      Jul 9
    • Microsoft / Sales
      FUPM

      Microsoft Sales

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      Connection, Allstate Financial Services, LLC
      FUPMmore
      Basically they told anjunky they could have just one oxy a day but handed them the bag...
      Jul 10
    • Uber domin8
      Iran stopped enrichment of uranium at weapons grade. Every sane person including former members of Trump administration is aware of that.
      Jul 10
  • Amazon ITdiot
    Since they committed so many crimes shouldn't the C-suites be taking the hit? I realize that is very unlikely, but it would be nice to see over killing 18k jobs.
    Jul 8 9
    • Western Digital Seagate
      American corporate executives did far worse and were still not in jail.
      Jul 9
    • Chase / Eng 8==D~
      In the modern world, accountability is a concept that’s not applicable to the “leadership” class. Especially when the proletariat class doesn’t hold them accountable.
      Jul 10
    • Microsoft / Sales
      FUPM

      Microsoft Sales

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      Connection, Allstate Financial Services, LLC
      FUPMmore
      Chase, please dude, stop this bullshit marxists talk with your 6 figures income and soft hands... there is no fucking proletariat in the US, the dems killed it with over regulations and stifling manufacturing and the blue collar class with it.
      Jul 10
    • Chase / Eng 8==D~
      Microsoft, your attitude makes for an ideal wage-slave.

      Since when is accountability a Marxist concept?
      Jul 10
    • Microsoft / Sales
      FUPM

      Microsoft Sales

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      FUPMmore
      When your sense of accountability requires the governemnt to control a private company's decision making process
      Jul 10
  • Bloomberg man<go>
    Is someone going to absorb their business?
    Jul 7 12
    • Microsoft / Sales
      FUPM

      Microsoft Sales

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      Connection, Allstate Financial Services, LLC
      FUPMmore
      ADP I feel for you, I'm sure you have end users still wishing they had "punchcards"
      Jul 9
    • ADP / Mgmt
      Runner131

      ADP Mgmt

      BIO
      I call myself "Damage Control" as I turnaround poor performance of others and get results.
      Runner131more
      @FUPM payroll and the fact it costs money to make money (get paid) sounds a freaking government lobbying job to me too.
      Jul 9
    • Microsoft / Sales
      FUPM

      Microsoft Sales

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      Connection, Allstate Financial Services, LLC
      FUPMmore
      Mi first sales job out of college was with ADP... we called them the "ADP Ladies" older than our grandmothers... two finger types. Still had a good time and good people there.
      Jul 10
    • ADP / Mgmt
      Runner131

      ADP Mgmt

      BIO
      I call myself "Damage Control" as I turnaround poor performance of others and get results.
      Runner131more
      I am not at all loyal to the company. I find the employment reports they do / have as interesting, but the company operates in silos and horse and buggy style.

      The facade of customer service and regulatory compliance take lead to any actual innovation.

      I feel our apps are all disconnected and they don't internally advertise them well. We buy up companies and shelf competition but are stagnant.
      Jul 10
    • Microsoft / Sales
      FUPM

      Microsoft Sales

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      FUPMmore
      Very true, old company, very risk and innovation averse. I know the sales team that manages them, and it's a frustrating task
      Jul 10
  • Amazon
    ojgdgh

    Amazon

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    ojgdghmore
    This is what happens when Trump is an associated party. Poison pill
    Jul 8 7
    • Morgan Stanley
      summer_gen

      Morgan Stanley

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      summer_genmore
      What's TDS?
      Jul 8
    • Google NSFW4
      Trump derangement syndrome
      Jul 8
    • Unity / Creative
      Anon. 👤

      Unity Creative

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      Microsoft
      Anon. 👤more
      JFL @ using TD/4chan lingo outside. Cringe!
      Jul 8
    • LinkedIn / Product gassoup
      It's a good litmus test: do you associate yourself in any way with the worst business man that ever lived? Yes? Well, that's a pretty fucking bad sign. Literally everything he touches dies.
      Jul 9
    • Pivotal / Ops AllDaSmoke
      JFL?
      Jul 9
  • Deutsche Bank / Finance bonbongta
    DB emotional support group anyone????
    Jul 7 4
    • BlackRock / Eng saywat
      Damn I have multiple on-site interviews this month there ... should I even bother ?
      Jul 8
    • Adobe mercury10
      Might be fun, try and get a mug before they sink
      Jul 8
    • New / IT
      greatloops

      New IT

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      500 Startups
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      career switch to data science
      greatloopsmore
      Go and see what they are saying.
      Jul 8
    • BlackRock / Eng saywat
      Don’t want to waste multiple full-day PTOs on something that won’t work out
      Jul 9
  • State Street Corporation / Acctg
    BBJC58

    State Street Corporation Acctg

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    Goldman Sachs, Credit Suisse
    BBJC58more
    Get out and find a place. 18,000 is too many for the industry to absorb
    Jul 8 3
    • Airbnb NotAnAlly
      Not all of them are engineers. Maybe a few dozen at best are.
      Jul 8
    • Jet / Other
      gtfoorgtfo

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      gtfoorgtfomore
      The entirety of Lehman (26,200) was quickly absorbed back in the day, when crisis was at its peak. 18,000 is too many? Sounds laughable
      Jul 8
    • Microsoft / Sales
      FUPM

      Microsoft Sales

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      Connection, Allstate Financial Services, LLC
      FUPMmore
      And I'm sure they are distributes among several countries, the US employees will have a good shot at moving, European ones, not so much
      Jul 9
  • Flagged by the community.

    • Facebook
      B13captain

      Facebook

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      New grad with 10yoe
      B13captainmore
      Someone call /r/the_donald and tell them to come pick up their little brother
      Jul 8
    • WP Engine justthisgu
      Trump gives insane benefits to corporations, corporations take the benefits and then start bailing before they lose all the money they just made from us tax payers?
      Jul 8
  • New TKOTC
    Any Java or web devs, devops, ux, quants in London or New York that just got the axe with 10+ years looking for fintech work feel free to DM. A dozen open positions at a 5-star glassdoor company.
    Jul 8 0
  • Uber domin8
    They were money laundering machine from Putin to Trump. I'm glad it's over.
    Jul 8 0
  • Google smokingass
    Jul 8 0
  • Microsoft Robot2
    Doing business with Trump means business with the Devil Empire
    Jul 8 0
  • Moody's BrEG30
    Stock’s been going up the last few weeks. Nothing to see here...
    Jul 7 1
    • New lahi
      Shorts covering their positions so finally cash out after the news
      Jul 8
  • Snapchat Tonban
    Maybe they shouldn’t have lended money to Trump.
    Jul 8 1
  • LinkedIn
    tendies

    LinkedIn

    BIO
    sex work, quantum computing, and crypto HFT
    tendiesmore
    Over for deutschebankcels
    Jul 8 0
  • Intuit Indiv. #1
    2008 all over again?
    Jul 8 7
    • MSCI JonasR
      Not yet but almost...
      Jul 8
    • Amazon crushcandy
      Why 2008 again? That was a subprime home loan debacle. More info if you have it. Interested.
      Jul 8
    • SAP / Strategy
      TC525

      SAP Strategy

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      TC525more
      Deutsche Bank is screwed for a decade, or longer. The mistakes they made are old and costly.
      Jul 8
    • Microsoft / Sales
      FUPM

      Microsoft Sales

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      Connection, Allstate Financial Services, LLC
      FUPMmore
      Come on now, they tried to compete with the US big banks, and got smacked around... back to being a Euro bank.
      Jul 9
    • SAP / Strategy
      TC525

      SAP Strategy

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      TC525more
      Barack Obama did the right thing after 2008 for the IS banks and he did it boldly, the Europeans did not do it so well.

      Also, not saving LB was a great way to externalize the costs instead of putting it all on the US.
      Jul 9
  • AmOne MrGatsby
    For those 18,000 who lost their jobs, in memoriam, I just bought an $18,000 short position on DB. Cheers.
    Jul 8 1
    • MSCI JonasR
      Like your style sir, you will fail but in flames :)
      Jul 9
  • Valassis / Mgmt
    GNu002

    Valassis Mgmt

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    GNu002more
    If there are any engineers in the Raleigh-area office looking to exit drop me a DM. I'm hiring and would be happy to look at your resume.
    Jul 8 2
    • Pivotal / Ops AllDaSmoke
      Do you guys hire associate level PMs?
      Jul 9
    • Valassis / Mgmt
      GNu002

      Valassis Mgmt

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      Microsoft
      GNu002more
      We do but we don't have one posted right now.
      Jul 9
  • Notice no one from Deutsche is posting about any correlation to Trump. I know someone who used to work as an IB associate there. He saw the writing on the wall, left and went to JP Morgan. Nothing to do with Trump. TDS is real, even in the context of a poorly managed bank
    Jul 8 3
    • Uber domin8
      Fact denial syndrome is also real.
      Jul 8
    • Goldman Sachs / Project not Lloyd
      I left in 2015. Saw the suck back then.
      Jul 9
    • Microsoft / Sales
      FUPM

      Microsoft Sales

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      Connection, Allstate Financial Services, LLC
      FUPMmore
      GS, no cant be true, under Obama everything was rainbows and Unicorns.
      Jul 9