Facebook Showers

Amazon / Eng jskckdjc
Mar 27 26 Comments

I plan on showering at Facebook after the gym, do they provide workout towels and shower towels?

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TOP 26 Comments
  • Bayer macys
    Potential Employee: “will FB provide me towels to wipe my junk clean after gym?”
    Recruiter: 🤦‍♀️
    Mar 27 9
    • Google / Eng catburglar
      You need to carry it and wash it. BTW, Google provides them.
      Mar 27
    • Oath / Mgmt Atinlay1
      So if they didn’t, this OP would turn down the job?
      Mar 27
    • Oath Supremist
      Don’t you wash your clothes too?
      Mar 27
    • Google / Eng catburglar
      OP would use it to negotiate higher TC.
      Mar 27
    • Amazon keepLeeti
      wants to ask recruiter, but the question does not demonstrate Ruthless Prioritization.
      low impact question.

      From the title, I thought it might be a question about living at work like the google employee who lived in a truck. The rent is too damn high
      Mar 27
  • Facebook / Eng SheepWolf
    And people wonder why our stock is down.
    Mar 27 0
  • Facebook public2
    The hard hitting questions lol. Yes, of course. Not all are heated though if that's what you are asking?
    Mar 27 1
  • Microsoft rjacna
    Just dont bend over to pick up your soap.
    Mar 27 4
    • What happens then? O.O
      Mar 27
    • Amadeus Trick2g
      😂
      Mar 27
    • Anthem / Data avn62
      @new - you can’t bend anymore for about 2months until the stitches are taken off!
      Mar 27
    • Microsoft rjacna
      It increases the chances of you being injured on your head by slipping. Or something will slip into.... 🥵
      Mar 27
  • Amazon ZomPeas
    Is a Facebook Shower like Golden Shower, but you feel more dirty after?
    Mar 27 2
    • Amazon HouseBezos
      Dude don't...we work at Amazon. Let's just quietly regret out choices and wish we had FB as a choice.
      Mar 27
    • Amazon ZomPeas
      Sorry, man, I have worked elsewhere — I’m not a college grad — and I regret nothing.
      Mar 27
  • Juniper scandeep
    You can’t afford to buy your own towel?
    Mar 27 0
  • Facebook tGTv63
    Yes& Yes
    Mar 27 0
  • Amazon Ellish
    I’ve heard Facebook have special showers for execs. This one eng said zuck even had golden shower facilities although that seems over the top. Imagine a whole shower covered in gold.
    Mar 27 0
  • Amazon / Eng DeepObsess
    Even Palo Alto Amazon has towels in the shower. I remember FB has toothbrush and floss?
    Mar 27 0
  • Oscar 🐨koala
    Now I feel like getting my job in MLP rather than in NYC.
    Mar 27 0