Hair started thinning this year

Square Dangg
Apr 8 20 Comments

Well fuck me, I thought I dodged the bullet but looks like my luscious hair is starting to go this year. Receding a bit and just noticed the top is thinning near the back.

How long before I’m Mr. Clean? Any tips?

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TOP 20 Comments
  • Uber ❤️me
    You have 37.32 more weeks left
    Apr 8 0
  • New ehrlich
    Time to shave and get jacked
    Apr 8 0
  • Amazon lolwhat
    Quickly get someone pregnant so she doesn't run away. Don't care whether she's a 2 or a 3, they'll all be out of your league when the hair thins. Marry whoever you can.
    Just swipe right on tinder until you get a match and use a condom with a puncture in it, no matter who she is. Then marry her in panic.
    I missed my chance, I'm bald now. My bloodline is over. I'm gonna die alone.
    Apr 8 0
  • Slalom Consulting / Consultant corgidad
    I shaved my head at 26 and never looked back. Grow some facial hair though or you'll look like a Nazi.
    Apr 8 1
    • Oracle mutable
      Me too. Not worth worrying about. Besides...I have saved tons of money on haircuts over the years.
      Apr 8
  • Deloitte
    bananafone

    Deloitte

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    Deloitte
    bananafonemore
    Finasteride. Costs $5 a month. Requires a prescription but It will be covered by your insurance. Inb4 all the incels crying about sex drive (not that they were getting laid in the first place). Have been taking it for ten years and the only side effects have been a luxurious full head of hair. Still have a raging hard on, a six pack, etc.

    PROTIP: It is the *only* thing that works long-term.
    Apr 8 1
    • LinkedIn / Eng Eewt72
      It's definitely a boner killer.
      Apr 8
  • Amazon / Eng KHCr70
    Pull a Bezos!
    Apr 8 0
  • LinkedIn / Eng Eewt72
    Buy some rogaine
    Apr 8 4
    • Microsoft shambu
      Does minoxidil actually work?
      Apr 8
    • LinkedIn / Eng Eewt72
      I think so, don't use finasteride, it's a boner killer.
      Apr 8
    • If you use dimoxinil, you'll get a promotion and an assistant named Karl.
      Apr 8
    • Zillow Group ckrbsgjly
      Doesn't do anything for receding hairline. Just bald spots.
      Apr 8
  • OpenTable Meliodas
    Talk to your doctor about your options, only they can make a legit diagnosis and advise you on what works.
    Apr 8 0
  • Microsoft richardhea
    Can’t imagine why anyone would care about something so vain.
    🍆
    Apr 8 0
  • TC or GTFO
    Apr 8 0
  • Uber yvyu52
    Get a prp done
    Apr 8 0
  • VMware pewpew!!!
    Ask Elon.
    Apr 8 0
  • VMware Flambeau
    One-a-day multivitamins + working out did the trick for me.
    Apr 8 0
  • Chase / Other nghtmre
    What’s your dad’s pattern? If you care, you can take Finasteride and see if the thinking stops or slows. An aggressive approval, you can get a transplant and that’ll be permanent. Or just go full Bezos. But let’s not kid ourselves. It wasn’t his bald head that ended that marriage lol
    Apr 8 0