Hair started thinning this year
Well fuck me, I thought I dodged the bullet but looks like my luscious hair is starting to go this year. Receding a bit and just noticed the top is thinning near the back. How long before I’m Mr. Clean? Any tips?
Time to shave and get jacked
Pull a Bezos!
Buy some rogaine
What’s your dad’s pattern? If you care, you can take Finasteride and see if the thinking stops or slows. An aggressive approval, you can get a transplant and that’ll be permanent. Or just go full Bezos. But let’s not kid ourselves. It wasn’t his bald head that ended that marriage lol
Finasteride. Costs $5 a month. Requires a prescription but It will be covered by your insurance. Inb4 all the incels crying about sex drive (not that they were getting laid in the first place). Have been taking it for ten years and the only side effects have been a luxurious full head of hair. Still have a raging hard on, a six pack, etc. PROTIP: It is the *only* thing that works long-term.
It's definitely a boner killer.
One-a-day multivitamins + working out did the trick for me.
Ask Elon.
Quickly get someone pregnant so she doesn't run away. Don't care whether she's a 2 or a 3, they'll all be out of your league when the hair thins. Marry whoever you can. Just swipe right on tinder until you get a match and use a condom with a puncture in it, no matter who she is. Then marry her in panic. I missed my chance, I'm bald now. My bloodline is over. I'm gonna die alone.
Get a prp done
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