How can I be medically inapt to sign any contract for 2 weeks?
Microsoft made an offer, 7 days to say yes/no, then contract signature (maybe 5 more days). Waiting for Google final verdict to come (1/2 weeks). Any ideas how to stall things? MS is cool, but I would still prefer Google!
Shoot your own toe off, Vietnam war style
Let me book a plane ticket to Nevada real quick!
Just ask a question about the offer on the 7th day. The HR will take 2-3 days to get back. Then ask about starting date and team and the need for a vacation because you want to visit family before joining. Keep delaying, itβs easy π
Mmm thanks will try that! Suddenly I have tons of questions about the paragraph 3.2.45.1 bis...
Exploding offers are just corporate bullying. Ask the MS recruiter for 2 weeks to give an answer since you're working with other organizations. If they insist you accept or lose the offer, accept it and if G comes back better, renege with no sympathy
Read about exploding offers: https://haseebq.com/my-ten-rules-for-negotiating-a-job-offer/
You can jump off the roof or smth
Mmm I should have said something not involving horrible death or life long injuries ? :)
Too soon π·