I love you, alive girl.

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Jan 10 15 Comments

“I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”

- Jeff Bezos, 2018



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TOP 15 Comments
  • ClearDATA zjDm22
    What is an alive girl?
    Jan 10 2
  • Microsoft M💰FT
    When you finally get the confidence to dirty talk to women in your fifties.
    Jan 10 1
    • Twitter Oomnj
      But only Talking to women in their fifties 🤦‍♂️
      Jan 10
  • Microsoft TacoBoss
    Wheres the 6 pager outlining the business case of how this is Day 1 love
    Jan 10 0
  • Booking.com / Other monkey🐒
    That's what a good TC is like. You get surrounded with gold diggers, and you lose 50% of your IQ because most of your blood is going to your penis instead of your brain.
    Jan 10 3
    • Good TC? Literally the BEST TC on Blue Origin. He's number 1 out of the world's population. Frankly if Dirty Sanchez (I remember watching her on LA morning news) is the best that he can get, it does not bode well for 5'6" Indians at Amazon.

      Also, how is he going to show his love for her with his lazy eye? That it is actually a glass butt plug that he can pop out of his eye socket and pop into her?
      Jan 10
    • Booking.com / Other monkey🐒
      TC is so good it made the wife GTFO
      Jan 10
    • Intel shoteno
      Lazy eye dont matter if hes got a big d.
      Jan 11
  • Microsoft / Product BlueSmith
    His direct reports won't take him seriously anymore lol
    Jan 10 0
  • Twitter Oomnj
    Jan 10 0
  • At least he showed a bias for action.
    Jan 11 0
  • Uh yea. Gonna need proof on these "leaked texts"
    Jan 10 0
  • LinkedIn hhgg
    She is definitely hot to smell and take her in. I agree with Baldy.
    Jan 10 0