John McPee AMA

Microsoft Windw
Jul 9, 2018 21 Comments

Hosting AMA on behalf of John McPee 😂😂

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  • Facebook / Engmpk0
    My question for McPee: Are you in CA, OR or TX?
    Also thanks for your hilarious McAfee uninstall video. It made my week.
    Jul 9, 20182
    • McAfee JohnMcPee
      None of them states, for I am in Belize
      Gotta be on the run, my assets they can’t seize
      Enjoying the women, wealth and wine
      While you struggle to uninstall the software that used to be mine!
      Jul 9, 2018
    • Facebook / Engmpk0
      🤣
      Jul 9, 2018
  • Morgan Stanley
    ggdjD17

    Morgan Stanley

    PRE
    Microsoft
    ggdjD17more
    Hi John McPee, big fan of yours. Question: who the hell is John McPee?
    Jul 9, 20181
    • McAfee JohnMcPee
      I am the alter ego of John McAfee
      A bit cuckoo in the head, for everyone to see
      Yes, blame me for slowing down desktop, your laptop too
      Serves you right for installing that poo!
      Jul 9, 2018
  • New / Productgrayjedi
    What's the allure of eating a girl's shit?
    Jul 9, 20187
    • McAfee JohnMcPee
      The girl’s stomach acids killed all the bacteria in the food
      Now that being out of the way, it should be all good
      But then you have to deal with other types of bacteria and virus
      But hey, that thing’s still better than installing my antivirus
      Jul 9, 2018
    • New / Productgrayjedi
      I admire your dedication
      Jul 9, 2018
    • McAfee JohnMcPee
      Instead of admiring my dedication
      You should admire my fixation with defecation
      I might be off the rails, high on that cocaine
      All that sweet fuck you money, just like Bruce Wayne
      Jul 9, 2018
    • New / Productgrayjedi
      What is love
      Jul 9, 2018
    • McAfee JohnMcPee
      Baby don’t hurt me
      Jul 9, 2018
    • New / Productgrayjedi
      Baby don't hurt me
      Jul 9, 2018
    • Google cctvtomat
      No more
      Jul 9, 2018
  • Microsoft Windw
    OP
    McPee what’s your take on the chicken and the egg problem?
    Jul 9, 20182
    • McAfee JohnMcPee
      It was neither the egg nor the chicken
      For it was the cock who came first
      If Blind was a sample big enough to reckon
      The ones not revealing their TC are the worst!
      Jul 9, 2018
    • Microsoft Windw
      OP
      God lives up to the expectation
      Jul 9, 2018
  • Oscar / Eng
    tc/gtfo

    OscarEng

    BIO
    Hi. I am real and I am pretty friendly. Just here for some happiness.
    tc/gtfomore
    I heard you are old, ugly, and about to die. True? So do you do gold shower, McPee?
    Jul 9, 20183
    • McAfee JohnMcPee
      What the hell? Old? Ugly? About to die?
      Are you sure you aren’t looking into a mirror?
      So young and fit, can make angels cry
      Golden Showers don’t give me a boner
      Jul 9, 2018
    • Oscar / Eng
      tc/gtfo

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Hi. I am real and I am pretty friendly. Just here for some happiness.
      tc/gtfomore
      But McPee.
      Jul 9, 2018
    • Box malena
      One Fucking underrated thread. Keep up, OP.
      Jul 9, 2018
  • What do you think about Kaspersky
    Jul 9, 20180

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