Manager said “tiny car” when discussing my punctuality at work. I drive a White 2017 CX-5 and there isnt anything tiny about it. I think he thinks its a Cx-3 which isnt tiny but isnt big. I think people judge me because of the Mazda. TC 235k
Tell him his dick is the size of your car.
Why did they mentiona the size of your car? Makes no sense. How is that relevant?
Statement was “When I see you arrive late in your tiny car”. I’m sure it was a slip up but that means people think my CX-5 is tiny
Or maybe assumes someone else’s car is your car and you are not as late as the manager thinks.
Is your manager a 12 year old boy?
Yes. It’s Tom Hanks from Big!
I’ve given this advice recently on Blind, but I’ll restate it. You better sell that micro machine and get an f-350 turbo diesel stat if you want to keep any shred of your self respect before this alpha manager that has clearly dominated you. Let’s see him put you on pip when you pull into the parking lot 5 minutes late and roll coal on his ass, clock in and head straight back out for a “coffee break,” and then peel out of the parking lot in a squall of unfireable rage and smoke.
So you think a CX-5 is tiny. This car is destroying my career.
Baby car.. get the new tesla semi and then we'll see who he calls tiny.
Good advice. Tiny cars are for Europeans
Ok on a serious note.. who cares if he thinks you car is small.. you need to grow up and stop caring about what people think of you and your car. You like your car be proud of it. Mazdas are fun and everyone has there option. You shouldn't care what they think or say.. be you and fuck them all ;)
I've been told that car size is inversely proportional to dick length.
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I had to look up what a CX-5 looks like and I agree it's a pretty tiny car and it looks like it's pretty good for the environment. The kind of vehicle you should be driving should be fucking huge and ideally emit so much greenhouse gas that it does irreparable damage to the environment that you as an individual could not hope to atone for in a lifetime. This is America, we invaded countries for oil just so you could have this privilege. Get your shit together.
Is this for real? People, don’t judge a Mazda. They are fun cars and punch way above their price bracket :)
I donno man. I wouldn't want to be associated with someone dumb enough to buy a mazda. His wife is definitely imagining another man in bed.
Lol