Memoirs of a Brogrammer - Day 2

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Sep 16 14 Comments

Sup bros.

Today was sick, not gonna lie. I got up at 5:30 and smacked some espresso and adderall, the morning ush’.

Grabbed the ipad and hit the leets hard AF before my phone screen. Did some string and matrix problems to prep. Went over some React stuff. Sent some emails to some recruiters, etc.

9AM hit and i went to the gym and hit some incline bench and some bi’s. Super hot MILFS were eyen me like they wanted my suck. that was a nice distraction from the upcoming phone screen.

came home and cooked up some meat veggies and brotatoes. also pounded a brotein shake. it was lit.

went back to my leets and refreshed before the call.

yo this call was easy as shit. like leetcode easy. got stuck on an edge case and this engineer didnt know how to solve it either, next problem, aced it.

my second interview of the day called me mid call and i ignored him. felt bad. oh well, sucks to not be top tier. sent him the email to reschedule.

done with the interview stuff i decided that company that asked me to build a threaded chat app can lick my a$$hole cuz their TC is poop and i dont want to spend my day doing that.

work done. bong out. packed up some Obama OG and got lifted.

want to know why they call it Obama OG? cuz it makes you do nothing! ahhhahahaahh!

just got some sick dome from my girl. made her make me some gainz.

thats it bros. just remembered i have Oracle OCI tomorrow. not gonna study because that place is ancient.

side note - anyone wanna do some referrals for ya boi?

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TOP 14 Comments
  • Cisco oKe891
    I want to leave Cisco before this happens to me
    Sep 16 1
    • Microsoft / Eng
      leetcodexo

      Microsoft Eng

      BIO
      Senior Software Development Engineer
      leetcodexomore
      I feel your pain
      Sep 16
  • Amazon / Eng
    weeeeeeee

    Amazon Eng

    BIO
    AWS
    weeeeeeeemore
    5:30? What the hell man, that’s like the middle of the night
    Sep 16 1
  • New / Eng
    cartier

    New Eng

    PRE
    Salesforce
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    * ++ slatt !! +:) !! ++ *
    cartiermore
    you’re a legend i’m gonna be disappointed if you don’t keep these up.
    Sep 16 0
  • Amazon Atheist
    Don't be silly, Obama was plenty busy drone killing and bombing civilians. Bro
    Sep 16 0
  • Amazon oWkz2K
    Where is Day 1
    Sep 16 2
    • New / Eng
      cartier

      New Eng

      PRE
      Salesforce
      BIO
      * ++ slatt !! +:) !! ++ *
      cartiermore
      search for it
      Sep 16
    • Amazon oWkz2K
      There are two Day 2 posts
      Sep 16
  • LinkedIn / Eng igotb&
    I really hope op is in his mid thirties working at Cisco
    Sep 16 1
  • Snapchat Doodzad
    cool story bro
    Sep 16 0
  • Intel / Finance LC_ups_TC
    Wait so when do you actually work on the cisco stuff?
    Sep 17 0
  • Intel / Finance LC_ups_TC
    Hahaha I love you brogrammer, keep them coming, this was funny
    Sep 17 0

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