Tech IndustrySep 16, 2019
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Memoirs of a Brogrammer - Day 2

Sup bros. Today was sick, not gonna lie. I got up at 5:30 and smacked some espresso and adderall, the morning ush’. Grabbed the ipad and hit the leets hard AF before my phone screen. Did some string and matrix problems to prep. Went over some React stuff. Sent some emails to some recruiters, etc. 9AM hit and i went to the gym and hit some incline bench and some bi’s. Super hot MILFS were eyen me like they wanted my suck. that was a nice distraction from the upcoming phone screen. came home and cooked up some meat veggies and brotatoes. also pounded a brotein shake. it was lit. went back to my leets and refreshed before the call. yo this call was easy as shit. like leetcode easy. got stuck on an edge case and this engineer didnt know how to solve it either, next problem, aced it. my second interview of the day called me mid call and i ignored him. felt bad. oh well, sucks to not be top tier. sent him the email to reschedule. done with the interview stuff i decided that company that asked me to build a threaded chat app can lick my a$$hole cuz their TC is poop and i dont want to spend my day doing that. work done. bong out. packed up some Obama OG and got lifted. want to know why they call it Obama OG? cuz it makes you do nothing! ahhhahahaahh! just got some sick dome from my girl. made her make me some gainz. thats it bros. just remembered i have Oracle OCI tomorrow. not gonna study because that place is ancient. side note - anyone wanna do some referrals for ya boi?

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Cisco oKe891 Sep 16, 2019

I want to leave Cisco before this happens to me

Microsoft leetcodexo Sep 16, 2019

I feel your pain

Amazon weeeeeeee Sep 16, 2019

5:30? What the hell man, that’s like the middle of the night

Cisco πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’»πŸ’€πŸ”„ OP Sep 16, 2019

12 hour days bro

New
cartier Sep 16, 2019

you’re a legend i’m gonna be disappointed if you don’t keep these up.

Amazon Atheist Sep 16, 2019

Don't be silly, Obama was plenty busy drone killing and bombing civilians. Bro

Snapchat Doodzad Sep 16, 2019

cool story bro

Amazon oWkz2K Sep 16, 2019

Where is Day 1

New
cartier Sep 16, 2019

search for it

Amazon oWkz2K Sep 16, 2019

There are two Day 2 posts

LinkedIn igotb& Sep 16, 2019

I really hope op is in his mid thirties working at Cisco

Cisco πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’»πŸ’€πŸ”„ OP Sep 17, 2019

Naw early 20s trying to gtfo

Intel LC_ups_TC Sep 17, 2019

Hahaha I love you brogrammer, keep them coming, this was funny

Intel LC_ups_TC Sep 17, 2019

Wait so when do you actually work on the cisco stuff?