If you haven’t heard the talented software engineers at Nest locked out a number of people from their homes recently, and my family is one them. I was away from home in Sunnyvale because my life is shit and my wife came home drunk but couldn’t get in the house. Recently at a fine restaurant she confessed to me that day she ended up sleeping with our neighbor who had a Ring. Thanks nest.
Sounds like a horror movie.
Troll harder lol
Who knew nest could spice up your sex life
Fuck! :-(
Lolol
Step 1 Gift your neighbor a ring and a gift certificate to the restaurant Step 2... Step 3 Revenge complete
Nest with me and I’ll ring your bell 🛎. Ding dong 🛎
Nestfest.
Sorry man, that’s rough - though sounds like your wife ruined your marriage?
Is this how Cisco people think - Trade your marriage for ephemeral threesomes.
Threesomes are ephemeral in nature. They’re not sustainable.