Sarin gas attack at Facebook?

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  • E*Trade / Finance cbEV72
    If someone got sarin attacked do you think they’ll be loggin in blind?
    Jul 1 9
    • Google oxto67
      5) why can't i breathe ?
      Jul 1
    • TuneIn WsvF24
      No.5) ”Ahh I'm so high - this is better than shrooms”
      Jul 2
    • Microdosing sarin is the new thing
      Jul 2
    • Amazon / Eng Benny Lava
      6) TC or GTFO
      7) Are you Indian?
      Jul 3
    • Microsoft yesterda
      8) shitpost
      Jul 4
  • Facebook
    B13captain

    Facebook

    BIO
    New grad with 10yoe
    B13captainmore
    “Damn, y’all mad lol”
    —Zuck in his escape pod
    Jul 1 1
    • Microsoft
      Haob

      Microsoft

      BIO
      d a n k m e m e s
      Haobmore
      Zuck is immune to human pathogens like poison and empathy
      Jul 1
  • Microsoft adios2019
    Disgruntled employee? I see so many posts by Facebook employees complaining about WLB and stress. Possibly worse than Amazon. Next might be someone jumping out of the window.
    Jul 1 21
    • Facebook aksjdh
      We don’t have windows by design.
      Jul 2
    • Amazon EQjp82
      Well I mean some guy did jump off a roof at Amazon in Seattle 3 years ago, HR covered it up and quashed the press story real quick
      Jul 2
    • Indeed normaI
      hr doing exactly what they’re bought for
      Jul 2
    • Microsoft yesterda
      Easy - HR can say that she was testing a flying suit and it failed
      Jul 4
    • Indeed good-boye
      the flying suit was Amazon’s Choice but sourced by a fake third party.
      Jul 4
  • Google Methane
    Probably just their food. I've never had worse gas in my life than when I worked there and ate there.
    Jul 1 5
    • Amazon
      Smitthy

      Amazon

      PRE
      Google, Facebook, Amazon
      Smitthymore
      Your sense of timing buddy...
      Jul 1
    • Facebook
      B13captain

      Facebook

      BIO
      New grad with 10yoe
      B13captainmore
      Did you make an account just to do this shitpost

      Also, google food over FB food? Are you crazy? SJWs have whittled down g food to basically a Whole Foods takeout section with an emphasis on salad bar
      Jul 1
    • Google KennyLogin
      no, he shitposts about his flatulence all over the Google board too
      Jul 1
    • Uber / Eng itsdara
      Username confirms it
      Jul 1
    • Google Methane
      Still much rather be at Google. The world doesn't hate us as much and the food doesn't make me smell like I shit my pants.
      Jul 1
  • Lyft lyftbot
    I’ve worked with sarin before in a previous career. This is not at all funny. Imagine your loved ones experiencing one of the the most painful deaths possible. Your body tensing and your muscles spasming until you shit yourself and die of asphyxiation.
    Jul 1 2
    • Google greenface
      You watched The Rock too?
      Jul 1
    • Lyft lyftbot
      The rocks description of it is about 20% correct. Don’t want to go into detail but it was more the “dealing with an attack” side of the house. There’s a live training facility at fort Leonard wood in Missouri
      Jul 1
  • Oscar 🐨koala
    How does one get hold of this? Wow.
    Jul 1 5
    • I think it's pretty easy to make using readily available chemicals. Anyone with BS in Chemistry would know how to make it.
      Jul 1
    • Facebook / Data Jeef Besus
      Reported. You are now on our list.
      Jul 1
    • Oracle / Eng helloxyz
      Why are facebook commenters all seem so salty
      Jul 1
    • Facebook / Data Jeef Besus
      iJoke
      Jul 2
    • Microsoft savagefckr
      That’s what she said.
      Jul 2
  • Amazon FezJezos
    I hope you FB folks are alright. It’s no excuse for anyone to do this short of shit. We (your fellow tech nerds) stand with you
    Jul 1 0
  • Facebook dzntz
    Sorry that was me. Had a burrito for lunch and you know how it is...
    Jul 1 3
    • Oscar 🐨koala
      You do not want to say this. Just because you are behind “anonymous” forum, when FBI is involved they have ways to find you. So don’t joke about this shit man.
      Jul 1
    • Facebook / Eng
      elena25

      Facebook Eng

      PRE
      Facebook
      elena25more
      It's not shit, it's a fart. Just smells like shit
      Jul 1
    • E*Trade / Finance cbEV72
      Don’t be paranoid
      Jul 2
  • Amazon saywha
    Sigh...hope ALL FB folks are safe
    Jul 1 2
    • Facebook / Eng
      elena25

      Facebook Eng

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      Facebook
      elena25more
      Even me?
      Jul 1
    • Amazon saywha
      Especially you :-).

      But seriously, this is scary stuff. Working for large companies can draw a lot of anger from the outside and competitiveness from inside.
      Jul 2
  • Microsoft
    BoomSauce

    Microsoft

    BIO
    Dropping knowledge and turds in equal measure
    BoomSaucemore
    WTF is the world coming to?! 🤦‍♂️
    Jul 1 0
  • eBay / Eng plutokid
    Fake news from facebook as usual. Smh
    Jul 2 0
  • Oracle / Eng bareback
    Could be Facebook secretly making chemicals to gas folks on PIPs.
    Jul 2 0
  • Facebook PureWin
    UPDATE: It was a false positive and there was never any sarin gas or threat.
    Jul 2 2
    • Google Rockfish
      LOL Facebook just trying to get sympathy.
      Jul 2
    • Salesforce / Eng
      Deatheater

      Salesforce Eng

      PRE
      Morgan Stanley
      Deatheatermore
      What are the actual contents in the package that triggered the False Positive?
      Jul 2
  • Oracle / Eng helloxyz
    Apparently employees are not allowed to talk about this. I remember a dude got fired from posting a picture of an internal zuck post regarding peter thiel supporting republicans candidate and how people should live with it back in 2016. It all seems harmless but somehow the hr was furious about it getting leaked as if it would hurt their image 🙄
    Jul 1 2
    • Indeed / Eng MAGA 2020
      Where did they post it?
      Jul 1
    • Oracle / Eng helloxyz
      Some external website
      Jul 1
  • Facebook LCcY88
    It is very scary to go back to work with nothing confirmed or denied yet and no clear message from top or fbi
    Jul 1 0
  • ezCater / Other tnnR83
    The crazy thing here is that Facebook is scanning their mail for Sarin gas on a routine basis.
    Jul 1 0
  • Facebook stopmiring
    Heard about it thanks to Blind lol and I work at mpk
    Jul 1 0
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    • Oscar 🐨koala
      Do you know what sarin is?
      Jul 1
  • LinkedIn
    tendies

    LinkedIn

    BIO
    sex work, quantum computing, and crypto HFT
    tendiesmore
    Can't cuck the Zucc
    Jul 2 0
  • Oracle SfsM37
    Maybe they are involved in the next fake gas attack for the news, and misplaced a sample
    Jul 2 0