The Bay Area personality starter pack
I would’ve made a bingo chart is there was an easy way to do it on this app. - works in tech - 6 figure salary - likes to hike - likes craft beer / IPAs - likes to rock climb - goes to Tahoe in the winter to ski / snowboard - has hiked clouds rest - occasionally smokes weed - wears allbirds everyday Am I missing anything?
-extremely self centered and incapable of properly socializing with other humans outside of their specialized field of work. -Is (likely) a Virgin -Constantly asking about how to get girls. -Trying to figure out the hb1 process -Lives in SF and complains about it or lives in Seattle and constantly talks about how great it is when deep down they know it’s a shithole -Create polls with options that are self-serving and only support the OP point. -is convinced they’re making great money until they get on blind. Then they’re convinced minimum wage is tree fiddy -elitist -constantly dreaming of FIRE but hasn’t invested time in developing a life. -oblivious to the fact that his job will eventually become commoditized and shipped off to Asia. -likely purchased a home that will eventually crumble in value. -depending on RSUs that are severely overvalued and will suffer the same fate
isnt this a 'generic millennial in tech ' personality trait .... its not just fucking Bay area ... and stop making a box for generic popular trends and propagate it as a stereotype of a small subset .... here is a taste of your own medicine-may be you are a stereotypical bay area techie who shags looking at his TC every morning.
- loves traveling - has one black friend - likes farm to table restaurants - moleskin notebook, timbuk2 bag - likes the world cup
Rock climbing sucks
Yeah fuck that overhyped dumb bullshit.
Replace Tahoe with just about any semi well known outdoorsy spot in the PNW and this is pretty much the Seattle tech bro
Yes. You missed “have kids”
- brewed their own beer one time - hobby woodworking or welding - likes artisanal pour over or cold brew
Yes, allbirds looks like a middle aged persons shoe! On is a much better shoe!
Love the smell of your own farts Drive a hybrid or electric