Office Life

Why don’t office restrooms have fans?

Microsoft Notaguid
Nov 30

Sometimes the smell of other people’s poop overwhelms me.

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  • Microsoft maverickk
    Still don't understand why people make it a habit to poop at work. Have seen many people rushing to the restroom first thing in the morning. WTF. Shit at your respective houses and stop DDOSing office restrooms you idiots.
    Nov 306
    • Pinterest UhmWho?
      Don’t you guys have free food at Microsoft? Lunch makes me poop af.
      Nov 30
    • To save water at home of course
      Nov 30
    • New / Engo(-_-)o
      I just like the idea of being paid to poop.
      Nov 30
    • Google jalapeño!
      Google's got some sweet bidets. I don't have that at home.
      Dec 1
    • LinkedIn / Eng
      Gill Bates

      LinkedInEng

      BIO
      [Insert epic sax here]
      Gill Batesmore
      You can buy one on Amazon
      Dec 1
    • Microsoft maverickk
      Bidets 😂
      Can't argue with that ! 👍🏻
      Dec 1
  • EMC
    dicpic

    EMC

    BIO
    Free. Just ask ....
    dicpicmore
    Knock on the wall of the other stall and ask "Are u Indian"
    Nov 301
  • Panasonic Avionics
    Tac0s

    Panasonic Avionics

    BIO
    🌮😌
    Tac0smore
    Need to teach peeps about courtesy flushes. 🚽💩
    Nov 302
    • Google / EngrRPD43
      +1
      Nov 30
    • Verizon / Other
      Merkiltumo

      VerizonOther

      BIO
      Nothing I could type or not type would or wouldn’t tel someone who I was or wasn’t.
      Merkiltumomore
      You run from the poopnado you don’t sit on it.
      Nov 30
  • eBay DXHD74
    Stop WiFi in the bathroom and problem will be solved
    Nov 301
    • Google / MgmtMyBreezy
      Honestly if they had cell and WiFi deadspots in the bathrooms, they’d solve the entire bathroom issue at google without adding one new stall
      Dec 2
  • Flagged by the community.

  • Whoever flagged my post about hating the fat people on our support team, you’re probably fat.
    Dec 10
  • Amazon meteo
    In Japan, the toilets have a vacuum that suck up the smell
    Nov 300
  • Google / MgmtLovedoo
    So you don’t spend a lot of time in a place that cannot easily be monitored
    Nov 300
  • Microsoft SuperJedi
    Be careful, that stinky poop was dumped by your manager; and it’s also poisonous...
    Nov 300
  • eBay / Eng
    seat

    eBayEng

    BIO
    Why did you click on me 😡
    seatmore
    They do
    Nov 300
  • Pinterest UhmWho?
    So it spread it across the restroom? Not to mention the germs that collect on the fan blades 🤢.
    Nov 300

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