Office Life

Why don’t office restrooms have fans?

Microsoft Notaguid
Nov 30

Sometimes the smell of other people’s poop overwhelms me.


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  • Microsoft maverickk
    Still don't understand why people make it a habit to poop at work. Have seen many people rushing to the restroom first thing in the morning. WTF. Shit at your respective houses and stop DDOSing office restrooms you idiots.
    Nov 306
    • Pinterest UhmWho?
      Don’t you guys have free food at Microsoft? Lunch makes me poop af.
      Nov 30
    • To save water at home of course
      Nov 30
    • New / Engo(-_-)o
      I just like the idea of being paid to poop.
      Nov 30
    • Google jalapeño!
      Google's got some sweet bidets. I don't have that at home.
      Dec 1
    • LinkedIn / Eng
      Gill Bates


      [Insert epic sax here]
      Gill Batesmore
      You can buy one on Amazon
      Dec 1
    • Microsoft maverickk
      Bidets 😂
      Can't argue with that ! 👍🏻
      Dec 1
  • EMC


    Free. Just ask ....
    Knock on the wall of the other stall and ask "Are u Indian"
    Nov 301
  • Panasonic Avionics

    Panasonic Avionics

    Need to teach peeps about courtesy flushes. 🚽💩
    Nov 302
    • Google / EngrRPD43
      Nov 30
    • Verizon / Other


      Nothing I could type or not type would or wouldn’t tel someone who I was or wasn’t.
      You run from the poopnado you don’t sit on it.
      Nov 30
  • eBay DXHD74
    Stop WiFi in the bathroom and problem will be solved
    Nov 301
    • Google / MgmtMyBreezy
      Honestly if they had cell and WiFi deadspots in the bathrooms, they’d solve the entire bathroom issue at google without adding one new stall
      Dec 2
  • Flagged by the community.

  • Whoever flagged my post about hating the fat people on our support team, you’re probably fat.
    Dec 10
  • Amazon meteo
    In Japan, the toilets have a vacuum that suck up the smell
    Nov 300
  • Google / MgmtLovedoo
    So you don’t spend a lot of time in a place that cannot easily be monitored
    Nov 300
  • Microsoft SuperJedi
    Be careful, that stinky poop was dumped by your manager; and it’s also poisonous...
    Nov 300
  • eBay / Eng


    Why did you click on me 😡
    They do
    Nov 300
  • Pinterest UhmWho?
    So it spread it across the restroom? Not to mention the germs that collect on the fan blades 🤢.
    Nov 300

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