Why don't they have sumo wrestlers in the NFL

Amazon gemalto
Sep 26, 2018 7 Comments

Seriously, do you want a weakass 250lb fullback protecting you or an 800lb Snorlax? Seems pretty obvious to me

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  • Intel FAANGS
    Won't be able to stop edge rushers at all. No chance of moving fast enough
    Sep 26, 20180
  • Tableau Pulaski
    Sumo wrestlers wrestle in a 5-10 second bout and then they're done for the day. I don't think they could generally stand up to 100 offensive plays during a 3 hour football game.
    Sep 26, 20180
  • Apple eurp31
    They’d be flat on their back after 30-40 snaps. And they’re too heavy to drag off the field.
    Sep 26, 20180
  • Affirm 103di£i
    Need girth not weight
    Sep 28, 20180
  • Apple eurp31
    Did you watch “the replacements?”
    Sep 26, 20180
  • Athenahealth lyftme
    Hehe, they can't move. It's not about weight it's about agility and consistency.
    Sep 26, 20180
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    The tradeoff is based on endurance vs agility.
    Sep 26, 20180

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