if so, does he have to pay ? does he get things faster than anyone else ?
He pays in bananas. And also only buys bananas.
Bezos lives in a warehouse.
No. He goes directly to the warehouse with an uber or bird and picks the items off the shelves 😂
He has Prime Instant. He orders Alexa, and it immediately 3D prints it for him.
Legend has it that he used to buy stuff from Whole Foods and the overworked Amazon leet monkeys fucked shit up on Alexa’s backend and Alexa ended up buying Whole Foods.
He once clicked 'Buy It Now' for a mistress, but did have to pay $38B.
Yes and he too gets 10% off on first $1000.
No 1000% off of the first $10... you got that backwards