Have an upcoming onsite with safeway. Here's my gameplan: Go into the room, do the interview, let the interviewer take his notes. Right before it ends I neutralize him and grab his notebook. I do the necessary adjustments and mark myself as a strong yes. Then I mail the notebook to their HQ, directly to the CEO. Ceo reads the notes and decides the hire me.
Tell him you want to work in the deli because you have 20 YOE handling meat.
Heroic.