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Tech IndustryApr 3
GooglePearlSwirl

I’m an Ivy FAANG triathelete. Burning Man is my personality. I have a man bun. I drive a Porsche. AMA

I named my son Braydon I have pictures on LinkedIn of me speaking at conferences

Google 0fux2give Apr 3

I love you

Google PearlSwirl OP Apr 3

I love me too

Walmart tjjk Apr 3

Okay

Google PearlSwirl OP Apr 3

I am very badass

ex-Google klaten Apr 3

what do you do at google?

Google PearlSwirl OP Apr 3

Take credit for other people’s work and talk in circles

ex-Google klaten Apr 3

Lol

Amazon ghuman Apr 3

Yet you need validation from us ?

Google PearlSwirl OP Apr 3

I’ve been known to pat myself on the back

Freshworks jRSz51 Apr 3

Cringe

Oracle ocity Apr 3

I feel bad for you, you went to ivy just to work with bootcamp grads

Google PearlSwirl OP Apr 3

I went to a bootcamp too, my college major was in BS I am a technologist

Oracle ocity Apr 3

dang not only must it be sad to not use your degree, but also sad to work with bootcamp grads who didn’t go to college at all

ex-Amazon $me||ybutt Apr 3

What came first? Eggs or bald men? 🥚

Google PearlSwirl OP Apr 3

Bald eagle eggs

Apple mahaBoli Apr 3

Are you overcompensating for tiny d&$k?

Google PearlSwirl OP Apr 3

Yes, microscopic

Micron dfrQ47 Apr 3

average kitna deti hai?

Apple donutdo Apr 3

Good for you man! Can you share your LinkedIn profile? I want to make sure that you actually post your pictures of you speaking at conferences