Definitive-est 2023 Prestige Tier List

Edit: Added a poll. We're 12 whole days into 2023 and I haven't seen a single prestige tier list yet. Comment your suggestions. - S TIER - * Meta (Zucks slimy ass will somehow keep the company out of hot water, and they'll rise again) * CIA and FBI (layoff-proof, and scares the shit out of people) * TikTok (if you like to talk to children 😐😬, F-tier otherwise) * 'New' (no idea who they are, but a LOT of blind users work for them) * OpenAI (normies love you, artists hate you, code monkies fear you) * Albertsons (somehow outperformed most FAANG stocks YoY) * Palantir (government sponsored cyber criminals, which makes them cool) - A TIER - * Apple (cmon bro... it's apple) * Google (just not as hot anymore) * Rivian (rising VERY quickly) * Tesla (slowly falling apart unless they revamp soon and get lvl 3 autonomy) * AMD (gamers love you, tech bros respect you, but maybe plateuing) - B TIER - * Amazon (disgusted looks if you mention working there, unless its to a tech bro) * Microsoft ("oh the windows guys?", get ready to be assumed to be a boomer) * Databricks, TwoSigma, Jane Street (no idea wtf these people even do, don't care either) * Samsung (absolute behemoth globally, but normies view them as second fiddle to Apple) * T-Mobile (loved by most normies, but its secretly an old ass company underneath) * Splunk (people who know respect it, but most people don't know) - C TIER - * Lockheed Martin (cool jets, tons of boomers) * NVidia (falling rapidly due to extreme screw-ups and GPU competition) * Qualcomm (ARM champs, but quickly getting shat on by Apple) * Salesforce (people have no clue what you do. Tech bros just want to know your TC) * Autodesk (only because of their stranglehold on 3d) * Boeing (decent company, borderline layoff proof, but HUNGRY recruiters) * Verizon (verizon just sucks) - D TIER - * Oracle (meh pay and nobody respects the company, if they even know them) * Twitch (rampant simp problem, can't maintain a profit) * Dropbox (cloud instances are better) * Etsy, Fiverr (same crap, different smell) * Robinhood (GME debacle left them bruised badly) * Lyft (eaten ubers lunch, but not free from controversy) * AT&T (most everyone hates them, but somewhat respects them) * Spotify (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHF-X-iqX1g) - F TIER - * Snap ("you work for an app?" and tech bros laugh at you) * Netflix ("why did you guys get rid of [tv series]?" + tech bros don't care) * TikTok (people will either think you're a traitor of a kiddy diddler) * eBay (dead man walking) * PayPal (keeps getting shat on with every terrible policy they implement) * Pandora (gen x are the only people who use this crap) - F-MINUS TIER - * Uber (all of the bad of Amazon's reputation, but none of the good side) * Intel (Intel Aviv as some call it, AMD eating their lunch) * Roblox (one hit wonder, now relegated to "OOF" and a child predator honeypot) * IBM (shambling corpse of a company) #prestige #google #apple #amazon #tiers #faang

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