Tesla: Today everything was made up

Today’s earnings call at Tesla is going to go down as the most famous earnings calls of all time. Every single thing was made up. Everything. Saying they are going to have higher volume this year compared to last , $25k car will be launched early 2025, robotaxi end of year. Every single of this thing is a blatant lie and was all made up. To Tesla employees, if you aren’t seeing this, you have your head in the sand. It’s the last of the fraud by this CEO. You better either whistleblow and become rich or just leave. Because this last fraud has very short legs

Amazon gudone Apr 24

Could not agree more. Probably the last time Elon blurted out so much crap. They are laying off 10-20%. Somehow magically, they will change their assembly lines in few months to create these magical low priced cars and robotaxis (which were supposed to be operational years back!)

VMware taipeiman Apr 24

How much did you invest shorting the stock?

Adobe lalupe Apr 24

Ok show us your put calls then

AstraZeneca hello124 OP Apr 24

lol. I have puts that expire in 2026. Thjs company is getting over by 2025 as there won’t be any robotaxi and $25k car. Fraud will be out in open. There is nothing else after this. Current business has completely imploded.

Amazon jefbaezo Apr 24

Screenshot of puts or it didn’t happen

Google ☀️sunman☀️ Apr 24

Have you seen what v12 of FSD can do? I've literally been using it every time for driving and has been such a relief from the stress of driving, especially in traffic congestion. Incredibly safe and human like in every way. With how quickly they trained that model in a few months I don't see robotaxi being that far away.

YugaByte jLuq00 Apr 24

As a Google er did you also get to try way mo?

Google OrangeGod Apr 24

Did you leave your hands off the wheel?

Microsoft BasedDev Apr 24

So how much have you lost so far?

Transformco Npck82 Apr 24

Bro works at a pharmacy. Needs to calm down.

Google OrangeGod Apr 24

Did people forget how badly they fumbled the cybertruck rollout and its numerous faults? At this point, 25k car is basically a 180-220 mile car with more build quality issues than any of their cars. Also, I think investors are wayyy overblowing the addressable market in the west for a 25k worth EV with limited configuration. The way people are making FSD seem like an eminently solvable problem in 2-3 yrs time frame is just laughable. Let alone robotaxis. Unless Tesla changes their hardware and approach, FSD beta will forever be a level 2 driver assist tech. I made a parody post other day about Tesla entering cloud market through car servers as service business and Elon was jaw droppingly referring to a similar idea during the call today. How much vaporware people are going to fall for?

Latitude AI latitoop Apr 24

He waxed on about how to use the cars idle compute to compete with aws. And how they'd be selling robots next year. Man was in rare form pumping so he could get that bonus.

Amazon gudone Apr 24

You folks don’t understand that all the bluffs were to save his bonus for which voting will happen in June. He has been talking about Robotaxis since 5+ years. Don’t go by the after hours trading. The stock is going down today. I will not be surprised if Elon leaves Tesla this year, after he does not get the stock bonus