Tech IndustryFeb 16, 2022
WayfairyyTh75

A big tech civil war breaks out…

Previous rivals, Apple and Google team up to take down the all too powerful Meta. Meta recruits other players effected by these sweeping privacy policies, namely Shopify and Amazon. Tesla/Spacex joins the alliance between Apple and Google out of pure hatred for Amazon and their weak blue origin rockets. These companies spend years publicly fighting, lobbying for each others downfall, plummeting each other’s stock prices and poaching each other’s talent until the economy is in an extreme depression. During all this fighting, a real threat emerges… Tiktok, Nio, Alibaba, Huawei and Tencent emerge from a Far East land, growing without limits, competition or rules. The two sides, now weak from fighting each other have to form an alliance to take down this eminent threat that has already placed a stranglehold on the economy. To be continued… #engineering #software #swe #tech TC: 1,583,550 Chinese Yuan

MasterCard MkOM57 Feb 16, 2022

Wayfair wasn’t like this when I was working there

Credit Karma noScore Feb 16, 2022

Don’t quit your day job.

Amazon zbsnnshebe Feb 16, 2022

Yup, shitty incoherent fan fiction is exactly why I come on blind 🤦‍♀️

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h0id Feb 16, 2022

liked and subscribed

TikTok Joma Oppa Feb 16, 2022

Second

Raytheon naIBal Feb 16, 2022

ngl this turned me on

Oracle Rambho Feb 16, 2022

OP, any info on who is sleeping with who? We know Larry is in bed with Elon and his girlfriends😜

Ford Motor Company IslandBoyo Feb 16, 2022

Tesla is a micro company. Might as well invite albertsons into the war

Basis Global Technologies your_crush Feb 16, 2022

Ok wayfair

Pure Storage south_bay Feb 16, 2022

Everyone is a frenemy in big tech.

Blue Origin blueORGN Feb 16, 2022

Get a load of retail boy here. Get back to on-call for presidents’ day sale lmao.

Wayfair yyTh75 OP Feb 16, 2022

Leonardo DiCaprio looks at your CEO’s girlfriend, stock price plummets 📉

Blue Origin blueORGN Feb 16, 2022

There’s a couple things wrong with your statement there buddy lmao. Shows your “competence”. The fuck y’all smokin’ over there?